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Viking_Hippie

@ Viking_Hippie @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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  • Who is next?

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  • What a fucked up way for me to find out..that Hayden Panettiere was actually 80 😛

    Seriously, though, this one caught me by surprise for sure!

    She was only 36 and, from what little I'd seen of her, she appeared exceptionally wholesome, healthy, and happy as far as I could tell. Reading her Wikipedia after the fact, it turns out I couldn't be much more wrong ☹️

  • GOP lawmakers quietly slash funds for Dolly Parton children's book charity

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  • They haven't been waiting at all, they've just gotten away with doing it secretly until now

  • GOP lawmakers quietly slash funds for Dolly Parton children's book charity

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  • You'd think that would have gotten me out of the cult, but see there was this woman.

    nine years later and that, kids, is how I met your cousin!

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  • xkcd #3290: Trade

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  • Dr Herpe cured my peppers

  • Gonna need a bigger boot

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  • Worth it

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  • The weirdo trying and failing spectacularly to go "pspspspsps" underwater? Me

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  • The fish seeing to their injuries? A nurse shark

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  • The passenger? A pool shark

  • It's true

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  • [Mimi] Wishes. [12]

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  • Like a feral Barbie

    Title of your autobiography 😁

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  • Nah, they're just very territorial, protective of their young, and deceptively fast. Long as you steer clear, it's not like they're going to stalk you for several miles to kill you like a tiger might 🤷🏻

    Last I checked, there's very little territorial overlap between hippos and sharks 😄

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  • And Debbie Does Dallas

    ..wait, what were we talking about again?

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  • I'm frankly surprised that hippos kill ANY sharks tbh 🤷🏻

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  • The boot (trunk) of the car.

    Also, there's a double entendre since "boot" is also German for boat. Triple if you find a way of making Das Boot relevant to the comic 🤷🏻

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  • Also, in both cases many more are killed by humans than the other way around.

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  • Really? I must have forgotten the part of Christine where the car becomes amphibious!

    Granted, it HAS been a few decades since I read it..

  • Game day

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  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    Meta: what the fuck is up with the broken admin bot?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    First American Pope Urges Nations To Provide Universal Healthcare

    www.huffpost.com /entry/pope-leo-universal-healthcare_n_69ba7e6de4b09c2b7ebf9331
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Quick! Before it's too late!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Hell yeah!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump Admin Drops the Olive Branch from U.S. Seal on New Dime Coins, Keeps the Arrows

    people.com /new-dime-coin-design-missing-olive-branch-11925790
  • Programmer Humor @programming.dev
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    You never know if you're gonna need one some day

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Wisest of councils

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    If only!

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    The couch potato crop is coming in nicely this season

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Horse rule

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Trump reacts to dead service members by boasting he got a 'great deal' for their lives

    www.rawstory.com /trump-us-deaths-great-deal/
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Bible-infused public school curriculum in Texas to correct thousands of errors

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2026/feb/26/texas-public-school-curriculum-corrections
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Dadboats rule

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    The inevitable evolution of chat

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The inevitable evolution of chat rule

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Slingshot is a nice detail 😁

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The kids are alright rule

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    In case anyone wonders why I call her and Charlotte Staredycats, this is Emily RELAXING

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    "Go away, this is MY box!"

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    "Does this floor make my floof look fat?“