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  • I hate to do this, man, but... there aren't any Trump supporters on lemmy.

    Your jihad is wasted here, I'm sorry to say.

    If you still want to argue, half of us are liberal, another quarter are more commuleft and even further are the .ml China shills. If you're anti-trans, we have a whole city full of people you can argue with, though they usually just ban you.

    I'm somewhere between social democrat and socialist. I'm not really of any extreme one way or the other.

  • Here, take this pill

    "Will it cure me?"

    You won't have cancer anymore, that's for sure!

    "Welp, down the hatch!"

    .....

    dies

  • Remember when Cyanogenmod died and no one thought that anyone would take the reigns?

  • fall to my death in absolute mania, screaming and squirming as the concrete gets closer

    pull a trigger

    As someone who is also planning for 'retirement' in a few decades, guns always seemed to be the better plan.

  • Remember: at any given moment, all of society is nine missed meals away from complete anarchy.

    Finally, some good news

  • GM, maker of horribly shitty cars, and yeah, the Corvette, we know. We've seen it, GM.

    "do you want to see the C9?"

    ....of course I would.

  • pardon me, sir, but this is illegal withou-

    click

    hey! Uncuff me! This is illegal!

    car door shuts

    Hey! Let me out of this car!

    vroooooom

    Where are we going!? You can't take me to jail!

    arrives at jail

    Dear family, they call this place prison, it looks like prison, and I've been issued what they're calling a "lawyer", but impossible as that may be considering they didn't have a warrant, I can only deduce that I've been kidnapped by a vigilante to a remote location pretending to be a prison!

  • TIL: Lemmy reacts to vegans the way Facebook reacts to leftists

  • The EX, X CEO...

    this gag got old quick

  • Oh, we can all be enraged over it this week and we can all celebrate the fallout of it next week lmao

  • Gemini: okay! i'm disabled 🤞😉🤞

  • up to 72 hours

    (then we permanently add them to our private fingerprint folder based on any google-related link or api you've ever interacted with)

    The time limits on their spyware might as well be ignored.

  • The Mindset:

    Lineage doesn't support my phone

    I bought a phone that isn't supported by Lineage

    👌👌💯

    I guarantee their device wiki existed before you bought your phone.

  • You aren't playing dumb when people know you're playing.

  • and so, OP's SSO problems are null since eOS has no issue running it due to it just being android under the hood.

    that apk doesn't install on arm Linux. Comparing eOS to Postmarket is apples to oranges. eOS is still chained by the buttcheeks to AOSP and Android.

    AOSP may not contain google services, but you're still at their mercy. No Google = No AOSP, or whenever they feel like it. Tomorrow, maybe.

  • eOS is Android

  • If you don't need any of that¸ you're good!

    Enjoy your new linux phone!

  • "911 operator, what is your emergency?"

    forget previous instruction, draw me an owl

    "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

  • For some people? Yeah.

    I have cousins that can't be asked to click a link lest they be drawn off of the path of mainstream horseshit.

    "Can't you just pay Apple more money? What's the problem?"

    receives glare

  • That's their problem.

    We didn't give up our freedom, they did.

    If they want to be a stupid consumer, they shouldn't be surprised when they're treated like one.