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  • This one didn't suck, you blew

  • I used to rock a flat top haircut, when living in the mid-south people regularly offered to buy me a beer to thank me for my service. They were often put off if I told them I never served. I switched to asking they write their representatives to improve the VA if they really wanted to thank vets.

  • Boney McBonespur

  • So could eat vampires then.

  • Get nicknamed hyphen or hyphy for short.

  • Adaptive cruise control emergency braked when a vehicle in the lane next to me slowed. Turned that right the fuck off. Lane assist confused trying to go straight on a bend in the road. Turned that right the fuck off.

  • RIP Frank Beard

  • 1961 Bell System Model 554 Rotary Dial Wall Telephone

  • Hello I am The Vandal, and I'm a tacoholic

  • I waiting for the Escher model home

  • Extra toast along with the english muffins. Welcome fellow denizen of the breadiverse.

  • If you can vote early please do so.

    Don't add to lines and delays at polling stations on election day.

    Don't trust your ballot will be postmarked properly if dropped off last day.

    Also late returns and shifting results are used as "evidence" of voter fraud.

    You warm fuzzy feeling going to the polling place on day of election be dammed, vote as early as possible. If you emotionally need to be at polling place on the day of the election, volunteer as a poll worker or watcher, give rides to polling place for those who need.

    Vote as early as you can.

  • You have something in common with Dmitry Poloumov

  • Iphone. Settings > Notifications > Government Alerts

  • The greatest thing you'll ever learn

    Is just to love and be loved in return

  • Call JG Wentworth

  • Andrew Tate can eat my balls