Just doing its job

I can't recharge between shifts what I lose at work

Humans are cat toys

I just want to get back to the basement ASAP

Should have stayed in the basement

Some assembly required

No scurvy here

The original

I wish I was a cat. No school, no work. just meow meow

Me too, thanks

You miss 100% of the smooshes you don't take

Doesn't matter had sex

Merry Monday yall

They'd probably do it again these days.

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

Life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone

It's not enough that God is all powerful, he must also enjoy watching you suffer.

Me_IRL

We all were new at everything at one point. Don't be discouraged when trying new things.

It's a good way to start getting into the mentality. Baby steps.