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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • Brandolini's law - Wikipedia

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  • This is only a thing because people forget or ignore the burden of Truth.

    If you go against the accepted idea the onus is on you to prove why it's true.

    Next time someone comes at you with a stupid opinion, do what we did decades ago, and laugh in their fucking face.

    Make morons afraid again

  • Jet fuel can't melt stinky beams

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  • Stop. Please, sir. The joke is already dead!

  • That can't be right

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  • We are on (what feels like) our 8th spring thaw

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  • Straight to all my veg ecologist friends

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  • Green Alder has entered the chat, and it's here to fix both nitrogen, and your fucking wagon

  • YOINK!

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  • I think you are thinking of Vinegaroons - they spray you with acetic acid. AFAIK, amblypigids skewer their prey on arm spikes

  • YOINK!

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  • I know this, and you know this, but MEME

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  • damnit, you beat me to it.

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  • Borders

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  • I guess that's why Parisians are so patriotic.

  • Borders

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  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Borders

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    Putting down roots

  • Evolution

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  • Me too, thanks. If I'm not making a total ass of myself, you need to get me to a hospital because something is wrong

  • Evolution

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    Evolution

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    New gf

  • The only thing you want to see on the website

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  • Stock photos of people with drinks, smiling and laughing.

    FTFY

  • It's called fashion, sweaty, look it up

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  • What, never heard of hot couture?

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    It's called fashion, sweaty, look it up

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Doggo_1234

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    A slow death

  • Oh boy

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  • it's a pretty mild procedure. Nerve wracking, but the pain level overall is quite low. I was more stressed than anything.

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    Birthing pains

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    Playbird

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    The best defense

  • No, I don't know what a rabbit is, nor do I care.

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  • When you're a fucking dinosaur who'll rip someone's guts out, you don't care

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    No, I don't know what a rabbit is, nor do I care.

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    Animorphs

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    Getting your life together

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Got em

  • Can we see a photo you took recently?

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  • No problem. Us dirt (and rock) nerds need to stick together.

    10/10 username btw

  • Can we see a photo you took recently?

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  • This is called pedastalling. It's also what happens when hoodoos form, just on a larger scale.

    We watch for this as an erosion indicator in environmental assessments

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    Pickup routine

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    I found an ancient city in Minecraft

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    Ear virus

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    Worf it

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    Innovation

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Go stroke your lobes bro