Skip Navigation

User banner

Like the wind...

@ TokenEffort @sh.itjust.works

Posts
47
Comments
352
Joined
2 yr. ago

I'm only alive because successfully killing myself is hard. Bernadette, she/her, smash bros addict, dog person, work addict, ruined beyond repair, stuck in the past. I will defend Amazon and Nintendo like they're the parents I never had. They did, and will do, nothing wrong, ever.

  • Removed

    What's your (own) agenda?

    Jump

  • Waiting until I'm free from this world tbh. It doesn't matter what I do while waiting.

  • Removed

    What absurd luxury have you been savoring lately?

    Jump

  • I didn't know that existed, and it's an unnecessary tech bro chinese convenience product I am immediately in desperate need of. Sighs, opens amazon

  • Removed

    What absurd luxury have you been savoring lately?

    Jump

  • Working 60 hours a week so your cats can have premium Dr Elsey Litter™, your kids can get Hot Wheels Ultimate Garages™ and Barbie Dreamhouses™ for Christmas, and so you never run out of Pampers™. And so you can get a premium comfort banana cleaner device for cheap. May your cats be happy, your kids scream as if they got a NINTENDO 64!!!!! Oh My GAWD!!!!!!!, your babies be dry and comfy, and your bananas be clean.

    But to really answer the question, riding a $1000 e-scooter I bought for $600 and eating meals that cost between $30 and $60. And saving for future rent WHEN I fucking win a housing lottery. Thanks Amazon!

  • What is something non-physical that makes you physically uncomfortable?

    Jump

  • Being near or seeing someone wear a winter coat in a gym, warehouse, or heated building. The asshole lifting weights in a fucking puffer jacket just existed but ugh the sight made me so nauseated and angry. Wear those shits OUTSIDE ffs. Fucking annoying as hell.

    Anyone with a tattoo of drugs. Cool, you're a slave to a substance and you take pride in it. You really love being a lifeless puppet animated by a drug huh? You traded your humanity for "happiness". Was it worth it, eh stoner?

    Anyone who enjoys true crime. You might as well be a murderer yourself, covered in blood and dismembered body parts. Gross as fuck. Get OUT of my life.

  • How would you get back into hobbies you've abandoned for years?

    Jump

  • Anything that doesn't make me look smart or talented if I'm caught doing it.

  • Do you think United Health Care is going to have trouble finding a replacement CEO?

    Jump

  • They should make a whistleblower the ceo so they can have plausible deniability when the ceo is murdered

  • Deleted

    why so much Star Trek?

    Jump

  • 🖖 May the force be with you! 🖖

    /s lmfao

  • What's your "weird flex"?

    Jump

  • Yeah lol, that's usually the highest rate here. A good 75% of the packages are cat litter, water, bulk boxes of Pampers™, and baby wipes. During the holiday season we get more Barbie Dreamhouses™ and things for babies lol.

  • What's the greatest videogame of all time?

    Jump

  • I always answer with Super Mario World. It's the best game. I won't elaborate.

  • What's your "weird flex"?

    Jump

  • On the internet, no one knows you're a dog

  • Deleted

    You have 300billion dollars to use for the good of the country/planet. What do you do?

    Jump

  • If I don't I can easily sue elon musk for all his money

  • What's your "weird flex"?

    Jump

  • I stowed 600 packages an hour at amazon

  • What's your "weird flex"?

    Jump

  • Bro same but waaaaay before then. I think it was 100 ish? My mother didn't allow me to have a savings account and I was trying to save money without withdrawing cash. The only way I could withdraw cash was to go to a mall, and it was like having to pass a casino as a recovering gambling addict. Long story blah blah

  • Deleted

    You have 300billion dollars to use for the good of the country/planet. What do you do?

    Jump

  • Eradicate cars, have reliable public transit that runs 24/7 and departs every 5 minutes. All deliveries are via helicopter for businesses and drones for personal orders. Turn parking lots into something actually useful. Make all fast food places completely automated and open 24 hours. Eradicate homelessness and poverty.

  • Favourite cheese! 🧀

    Jump

  • Pepper jack and white cheddar

  • What's a website you've heard of (besides Lemmy) that you're sure nobody else here has?

    Jump

  • Yes

  • What's a website you've heard of (besides Lemmy) that you're sure nobody else here has?

    Jump

  • Y'all know Neocities.org, but it deserves a mention. It's literally THE site for unseen sites.

  • What's the weirdest way you've seen someone beat around the bush?

    Jump

  • I did that once. I didn't need to pay my $77 past-due phone bill that costed more because I bought a data plan for my tablet. I didn't buy a data plan for the tablet since I can just use a hotspot. My phone bill at the time was $27 and was paid on time. I didn't need $77. I had $300. I only wanted my mother, the source of all my suffering, to pay for my legal name change. I knew I could waive the fee. I didn't. I wanted her to be $77 poorer.

  • Deleted

    What are the worst / most unique names you've ever personally encountered?

    Jump

  • Hating it so much you hide yourself and withdraw from society is not a big enough issue? I hate these laws.