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I don't know, I'm just a sqwrl.She/They 🏳️‍⚧️

  • Why/how does a digital camera manage to fuck your face up so bad? Every wrinkle, pore, crater, valley is accentuated vs. looking relatively smoother in the mirror.

  • Cutting snippets of paragraphs out of existing books and pasting them together into a conglomeration that vaguely resembles a novel does not make me an author. Pattern recognition and matching is not original creation.

    The original source material was still human-generated. When a computer is able to imagine a totally new concept out of thin air, then I will be impressed.

  • I usually do it when we take over a customer's access control system and we have half their doors on the new system and half in the old still and are migrating them over. I'm an electronic security tech, this is what I do for a living.

  • I use it at work to clone a customer's proximity card when I work in their building so they don't have to leave me theirs to get around. The one legitimate use I found.

    I guess being able to trigger the customer service announcement without having to find a button in a store is nice.

  • Thank you!

  • Please tell me there's a Shermanposting community on the fediverse.

  • I know exactly 0 people who are still watching over-the-air TV.

  • Say goodbye to human spaceflight for an entire generation. We made a huge mistake hitching everything onto this fucker's stuff.

    I've been waiting for us to leave LEO since I was a kid in the 80s and it now looks like I might be dying without ever having witnessed even a moon landing. I envy my parents.

    Unless China or India or Russia pull something off. They're all we have after this.

  • Oh look it's the butane blasted bullshit my local dispensaries put into their "complementary" and "giveaway" prerolls after they make their wax.

  • What, you think Taco Bell party packs are for the whole party?

  • Careful, that meme is old enough to smoke and vote soon.

  • Still room on the shuttle.

  • std::vector<std::vector

    <bool>

    > is how I stored the representation of a play field for a Tetris game I made once.

  • "American Spring" hahaha that's a good one. We're going to continue to collectively sit on our asses riding the wave of fascism right into hell while eating Wendy's and playing Xbox.

  • It was enough for yo mom ohhhhhhhh!

    j/k

  • The world is going to be absolutely fucked when the older engineers and techies who built all this modern shit and/or maintain it and still understand it all retire or die off.

  • Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.