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  • Waiter: Would you all like to see the menu? Or would you care to meet the main dish of the day?

    Arthur: Meet?

    Trillian: What is it?

    Waiter: It's an Ameglian Major Cow. I'll bring him over.

    Zaphod: Ok, we'll meet the meat. that's cool. [a large Pig-like creature is wheeled in on a trolley]

    Dish of the Day: Bweeeh... [clears throat] Good evening, Madam and Gentlemen. I am the main Dish of the Day. May I interest you in parts of my body? [Arthur and Trillian go "Huh?"]

    Ford: Oh, well.

    Dish of the Day: Something off my shoulder, perhaps, brazed in a little White Wine sauce?

    Arthur: Your shoulder?

    Dish of the Day: Well, naturally mine, sir. Nobody else's is mine to offer. [clears throat] The, uh, rump is very good, sir. I have been exercising and eating plenty of grain so there's a lot of good meat there. [moos] Or a casserole of me, perhaps?

    Trillian: You mean this animal actually wants us to eat it?

    Ford: Me, I don't mean anything.

  • He would live almost forever. Zeno's Decayed Unicorn Eater.

  • Everyone knows it's a myth that length is important. Women of discerning taste and frenchmen of questionable apetites need girth! ;)

    What's the diameter?

  • I'm disapointed they didn't mention the calibre. Was it a 50BMG cartridge? A 12.7mm machine gun shell or a 155mm artillery shell?

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  • Wasabi peas, sardines in chilli oil, cheesy toast with basil and tomato.

  • Fucking brutal journalism. Stop calling it a ceasefire

  • Thanks. :facepalm:

  • Does Janeway have a beard?

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  • Yes. You called?

    Piere Poilievre, the leader of Canada's fascist party, who not only lost the last election to Carney, lost his own seat. He is up for leadership review tonight no less. Known as Tiny P.P.

  • This gagh isn't fresh! It's barely moving. Bah!

  • That'sthejoke.jpg

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  • Cause its a brand new account farming controversy.

  • What a coincidence! I was going to say the same thing. My life turned around when I bought your ex-wife a drink.

  • Eventually? He betrayed them all out of the gate. Donors. Inner circle, everyone.

  • I too use the same excuse when I cheat with your wife.

  • Funny, but I know of no parent who would ever let their kids do homemade foods on halloween.

  • What do you think the harms to people will be if you don't put a stop to fascists? Make sure you weigh that carefully.

  • Apologies for poetic license in the name of brevity.

    The problem with your thinking is that you thought I used the term homeostasis as if it meant unchanging, rather than the dynamic rebalancing that keeps a system viable. The system being the ecosphere.

    the planet is a lot more likely to survive than humans are.

    My point exactly. The planet is a rock. The ecosphere is a complex system that is in deep, deep trouble. It's only a problem if you value humanity and the flora and fauna that nurtured us into existance. It seems you don't.