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TheReanuKeeves

@ TheReanuKeeves @lemmy.world

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  • They Be Roasting!

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  • I once accidentally turned on my seat warmer and halfway to work I thought I shit my pants

  • Trump accused of ‘slowly losing it’ as latest signs of ‘dementia’ unravel

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  • I like this game.

    It wouldn't be impossible to be a demented, narcissistic, pedo, with incestuous sexual desires and a diaper full of cheeseburgers

  • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • I'm having difficulty understanding what positions in theater and performing arts are stereotyped as anti-social, unless it's some kind of euphemism?

  • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • And what do you do?

  • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • What about the drug part?

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  • Printers are so cheap nowadays that the solution to every problem is to buy a new one. Paper jam? Out of ink? Random pages coming out with grayscale pictures of demonic forces? Lost the power cable? Buy a new one

  • Daily

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  • It's the exact sequence that lead to the birth of the joker

  • What's something people incorrectly assume about your line of work and/or hobby?

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  • I've always been interested in the business side of beekeeping, do you rent out for pollination and is it worth doing?

  • Daily

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  • It's human nature to act like you're in a really bad horror movie when you're crunched for time.

    Wake up and spill your glass of water

    Put your underwear on backwards and don't notice until you're fully dressed

    Drop the toothpaste cap down the drain

    Need to poop but constipated

    Make a mess putting together your smoothie then drop it on the floor when you're done

    Put your shoes on and realize you don't know where your car keys are

    Find them in the freezer beside your dead parakeet you plan on burying later

    Drop the keys locking your front door

    Drop the keys unlocking your car

    Drop the keys between your seat and centre console, but it's ok because you have a push to start

    Hit every red light

    Stuck behind legally blind geriatrics the whole drive

    Get out of the car and spill your coffee

    Close the door and remember your keys are still in the devil's crack aka between the seat and centre console

    Scrape up your hand reaching into the crack and accidentally wipe blood on your white dress shirt

    15 minutes late for work but it's ok. You remember you were fired last week for being chronically late.

  • What's the most creative username you have seen?

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  • You're treathbaking! You're all treathbaking!

  • No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID

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  • Side note, I creeped your profile a little bit to make sure you would understand my humour, and clearly you did because you sent me the "I want a hot dog now" emoji. And I noticed you responded to someone who said Reanu Keeves was the most creative name they've seen and now I'm paranoid

  • No wonder people were hoarding it during COVID

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  • Ya seriously, if you have enough structure to your poop you won't need to scoop. You can pull them out like when you make a small cut just big enough for 1 wiener in a pack of hot dogs to limit oxidation.

  • What's a regional pronunciation of a word that seems normal to you but is weird to people from other parts of the country?

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  • Jay-Z

  • Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake

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  • You obviously left out the part about how you OD'd on cake then fell down the stairs like the addict you are. Pathetic

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  • I had the reverse experience. I was in school for finance and I had a roommate that recently graduated with an engineering undergrad. They decided to do a masters in finance because they thought it would be easy. They dropped out after 1 week and said "I have no idea what they're talking about" like no shit buddy lol

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  • I just had to google what a substation was. My initial guess was that you made subways lol.

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  • What I've learned from this thread is you can fix my laptop

  • What's a regional pronunciation of a word that seems normal to you but is weird to people from other parts of the country?

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  • I said I know my ABCs, I didn't say I know how to structure children's songs. Next you're going to expect me to be able to work AND be sober at the same time, SHEESH!

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  • I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive