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  • Don't we all?

    I guess that would be something we all agree with Trump on.

  • Alphas.

    Jump
  • Stable Release men assemble!

  • "I don't blame President Trump for the death of my son, 'cause he wasn't the one who pulled the trigger," Reyes said

    "I don't blame the enclosure manager who deliberately released all the leopards and told them to eat the faces of people like my son, because it wasn't his teeth that actually tore the faces off."

    In sorry for her loss. But at the same time, what a fucking idiot.

  • Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, will become the United States Secretary of Homeland Security (DHS)

    What in the banjo-plucking sibling-fucking hee-hawing fuck is that appointment?! May as just appoint Cletus the slack-jawed yokel to the role and be done with it.

  • Fair point.

  • I mean, she'd be better than Trump. But that's such a ridiculously low bar.

    Surely the Dems can come up with a better candidate that her, Gavin Newsom, or some similarly uninspiring/greasy candidate. Right? Right???

  • Based on the fact that she recently wasted time in a committee meeting by asking Hilary Clinton about Pizzagate, she is still very much part of the problem.

  • In that context, it would have been kind of funny if they'd called the band The New Lou Who, and done a few covers of songs by The Who.

  • They don't even believe in Supply Side Jesus at this point. They believe in White Supremacist Jesus.

    How long before they retcon the story that his name was actually Jesse and he had a mullet and was born in Kentucky? Maybe they could take the Mormon belief that Jesus skipped over to North America after he was resurrected and build on that. Trump Bible second edition?

  • "And all it cost was handing over all your sensitive data, firing our entire ethics team, removing the last few flimsy guardrails we still had in place, and a promise that I personally would do ten Nazi sales every day. But the joke's on the Pentagon - we were already wanting to do all that stuff regardless!" -Sam Altman

  • Nothing beats el fantasma teleprónter caliente!

  • If Texas Republican voters give the nomination to Ken Paxton and then lose the main election, they thoroughly deserve the loss. None of the GOP candidates are good. But Paxton is a special kind of horrible.

  • They might think this kind of thing makes them look strong. But they are incorrect.

    Anyone with more than a couple of braincells in their skull knows this the sign of an administration that got humiliated and is furiously trying to retaliate out of pure spite.

  • That pig is just thinking "no amount of food is worth this hassle!"

  • Yeah, I didn't see the 's' at first and imagined the code's output screamed at you about gay frogs and wokeness if you selected certain LLMs.

    Seems like a really good idea though, and I could definitely find this useful.

  • I now have this mental image of someone storming into the DMV office, quivering with rage and distress, and screaming at bewildered employees there because a completely unrelated auto mechanic was being a dick about an auto repair.

    But I'm really curious if your hypothesis is correct.

  • These are very reasonable questions. But I don't really want to know the answers to them.

  • That's some strong 'Monty Burns in the sack race' vibes.

  • You mean when he stole/coerced the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize into giving it to him? The FIFA peace prize was designed specifically for him, so the fuckheads FIFA could ingratiate themselves to him. Same with that bullshit 'clean coal hero' award.

    But I get it, there are so many fake and stolen award shenanigans going on with him it's difficult for anyone to keep track.