This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced by overwhelming lust. Of course then you've got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.
My now wife and her friend showed up at a party where I was at, and they both were wearing glasses. I also had glasses on, so I blurted out, "Oh, good, more people with glasses!" I instantly regretted it after saying it, but we ended up dating and then getting married. If it's stupid but it works then it's not stupid.
I like to grow all kinds of stuff. We have peaches/nectarines, paw paws, Asian pear, pear, apple, crabapple, blueberries, blackberries, and figs. As for ease of maintenance and yield, our blackberry vines are probably the easiest to take care of and they produce tons of berries. A close second would be our figs - the trees need pruning every year, but are easy to take care of otherwise and produce lots of fruit. I'm in zone 7b so lots of things grow here.
It took me a while to realize that my mom (Korean, from Busan area) was on the phone having a conversation and not a heated argument. Literally sounded like screaming at times.
Steak and pound cake. I went to a friend's house and showed up after they had already eaten dinner and were about to eat dessert. So I grabbed a leftover steak and some pound cake and ended up eating them together.
This works because polar bears are super horny. Its desire to rend you limb from limb will be replaced by overwhelming lust. Of course then you've got a completely different issue to deal with, but at least you might not die.