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Some say that giant Koreans don't exist.

  • I told my team to decline meetings they don't think they should be in. If they're really needed, they can be added - everyone is supposed to be available/reachable during the day anyway. I told them that this includes meetings that I invite them to.

  • MY DEFLECTOR DISH IS TOOOO BIIIIG

  • Once you go Green You'll never... return serene? Best I could do.

  • We have beans, beef stroganoff, and moths. And people are nicer. I believe that all of this is related.

  • You win the internet for today.

  • Obviously you have to use your fingers, because you need to stick the olives on the ends of your fingers and wiggle your fingers around first before eating the olives.

  • It seems like they might have... ghosted her.

  • It's the Prime Digestive

  • I only see my imaginary friend when I take too much Benadryl

  • We are all robots made of meat and bone.

  • Wasn't this an SNL skit? Did SNL steal this?

  • Bridgekeeper : How many beans are in a can of kidney beans?

    Sir Lemmylot: What do you mean? An African or European can?

    Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!

  • They already said beans

  • Did it try to blackmail him if he didn't use the new code?

    Context

  • I'm ok with being probed at this point if it'll get me off this rock.

  • And the younglings oh god wait no

  • Hero in the front, party in the back

  • It's a large boulder the size of a small boulder relative to an even larger boulder.

  • I saw a Coke in the freezer at work a few days ago, frozen solid. RIP tasty drink.

  • I think my first was Linda Carter.