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Futility is resistant

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  • And utterly ineffective too. It’s not in the medicinal level of even a humble aspirin.

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  • TBH Apple is closed mainly because it makes them boatloads of money, not because of security. It could still be open and responsible.

  • Who is your oldest "hear me out" that you can remember from childhood?

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  • The 3% was because your friend made you take a test you didn’t want to. Your vanilla power is nearly overwhelming the testing capacities of current technology.

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    • Alien: Why do you want to replicate things for money?
    • Mothra: So I can buy the things I want!
    • Alien: Can’t you replicate the things you want instead?
    • Mothra: This thing can replicate admiration?!
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  • Plot twist: every replicated replicator degrades slightly in subtle ways, like making glass less smooth, or making food taste a little bit stale. After the fourth cycle, bananas taste a bit like warm mayo.

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  • Nah, economy would suffer and adapt, but not technology or science. Engineers still would get together and work on new designs, but not for money.

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  • Yup, mind uploading is making a copy. If the copying process is destruct, that doesn’t make it less of a copy. Your copy would remember your decision, so it will know it’s a copy as long as it knew how the process works.

  • What are your flirting techniques?

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  • Yes, there is overlapping. You make an effort to say funny and witty things, partly because you think it will make you look smart, hence attractive, and partly because you enjoy making her laugh. Which part is the biggest influences how confident you seem.

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  • So you would have to replicate a percent of the mass of the sun. Seems feasible. The electricity bill would be nuts, but the world is ending anyway.

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  • I feel the astounding energy needed to create matter would be the reason for the cooldown, so having more than one would make little difference.

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  • Prize, not price. And thinking unrealistically high of yourself will only attract low self-esteem girls. If that’s your thing, great for you.

    The best strategy in my experience is being yourself, not artificially bending towards what you think will look attractive. Self confidence is more attractive than narcissism, at least for my type of girl.

  • Zoomers & Boomers are the same

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  • TBH your IT skill set is incomplete if you neglect the most used desktop OS. If you don’t work in IT, then more power to you.

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  • I always hear the wolf howling despite it happening quite a bit later after that phrase.

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  • Don’t blame him, they had that bias because we’re friends, and I would be perfect if not for my excessive modesty.

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  • Archus, mirror universe Linus.

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  • I’d wager it’s the multilevel dependency of countless prebuilt components when devs are only going to use a small fraction of their capabilities.

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  • You know we’ve reached peak bloat and stupidity when JavaScript web apps have a compilation step, and I don’t mean JIT.

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  • I think the epic songs and 4K textures are missing in my MS Office.

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  • TBH Plex is years ahead on maturity, their dev team is excellent, unfortunately it seems like enshittification has begun for them.

    Support Jellyfin not because it’s better, but because it’s open source and it puts users and tech first. Don’t expect it to beat Plex’s performance, quality, or cross-platform availability yet, but expect it to become better as more people donate or get involved.