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Futility is resistant

  • Betting that a gorilla will get exhausted of ripping and biting off heads before it reaches 100…

    It’s unclear how strong a regular gorilla is because you can’t make it commit like a weightlifter does, but it’s up to ten times a regular human. Women are about half as strong as men, imagine being five times even weaker. For a gorilla it would be like fighting 100 toddlers.

    They can break banana trees barehanded, and their bites are even more powerful than ours, and they have fangs.

  • If humanity survives until then, we can implement 9-digit dates and delay the problem until Y100K.

  • Plex is more polished, but I love Jellyfin’s subtitle search; it blows Plex’s socks away.

    Also, Jellyfin doesn’t nag me every effing time to enable DRM in Firefox for some unfathomable reason.

    But Plex definitely wins on performance, IMO.

  • Take HomeAssistant for example: you’re free to use it self-hosted, but as soon as you want to expose it securely through the Internet, there’s need for infrastructure that has costs, both in materials and labor. In HomeAssistant’s case, it’s NabuCasa that does it, and costs money, and helps fund the work of HomeAssistant’s developers.

    Having things free (libre) and open source is a blessing, but we have become used, entitled, even spoiled, to enjoy the work of very specialized people for free. That’s not always feasible.

    Another example, Zabbix, is totally open source and free, they only charge for support and training if you ask for them. It has worked for them for many years, but if they start to struggle with funding, I’d understand if they charged for it.

  • In my country, it’s the casinos. They naturally receive cash predominantly, and can easily launder millions. Everything else is small potatoes.

  • We do what we mustbecause we canFor the good of all of usExcept the ones who are dead

  • Yeah, let’s see how well that ping works when they find a deathclaw in one of those trips.

    YOU DIED (several minutes ago)

  • brag about Ubuntu being his favorite Linux distribution we? Like, can you imagine someone saying that in a room of Linux nerds?

    H-hey!

  • They have a brain as complex as ours, they’re social, and they’re believed to be really smart.

    If they’re actually dumb, very dumb, I swear to god I will buy a single non-certified dolphin-free tuna can out of spite.

  • That’s sad, because it’s not like he could go blind from the surgery. He’s already blind. Most persons would risk the surgery if there was a chance to see again, I guess he would too if he could choose.

  • Frederick got the moves!

  • Dumb question: can Johnathan’s cataracts be fixed (a routine surgery on humans) so he can see Frederick is a guy? As a bonus, he could see food morsels without the need of olfaction.

    I also wonder if the loss of olfaction and sight mean Johnathan can’t recognize the sex of a partner even if it was right in front of him.

    I understand he might really be a gay tortoise, but he could also be gay by necessity.

  • This is scandalous! We were supposed to get a different kind of fraud!

    They even probably worked better than real AI, the shame!

  • My extensive expertise tells me it depends.

  • Is that simulation in the room with us ri

     
        
    WARNING: Unexpected false vacuum decay.
    Reverting current state.
    3,245,333,345,728,345,876 recoveries until reboot.
    
      

    us right now? Hurrr durr

     
        
    WARNING: Unexpected false vacuum decay.
    Reverting current state.
    3,245,333,345,728,345,875 recoveries until reboot.
    
    
      
  • Try it a few times, his laptop catches fire.

  • Okay, it’s not a dire wolf, but it might qualify as a concerning wolf, don’t you think?

  • This must have been terrifying for the ant.

  • BREAKING NEWS! AUSTRALOPITHECUS HAS JUST BEEN DE-EXTINCTED!