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TallonMetroid

@ TallonMetroid @lemmy.world

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  • Hehe

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  • I once saw someone at my apartment complex try to use a cardboard box as a cat carrier. The cat clawed him good and then busted out to take off running. The poor man's wife was not amused.

  • Pentagon Pete’s Goons Smear Sailors’ Families With Bonkers Defense - They’re pointing to sailors eating ice cream last month as proof the USS Abraham Lincoln isn’t in crisis.

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  • Thing about logistics is that it's basically that one joke from Life of Brian: "what have the Romans done for us lately?" Doesn't matter what things were like last month, what matters is what things are like now. And right now things in CENTCOM look pretty bad.

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    Hamburg Pride draws 300,000 after Berlin terror attack

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  • I don't see how is this LAMF? Please explain what the leopard is here, and whose face is getting eaten.

  • Big Companies Are Starting to Hire Again, Defying Predictions of AI Wipeout

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  • The point of getting an MBA isn't to demonstrate competence, but to spend years immersing yourself in the incestuous networking that the business caste actually cares about.

  • Iran is turning into the sort of ‘forever war’ that Donald Trump promised to avoid

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  • Well, he promised to start a pogrom on brown people. He delivered on that, at least.

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    Inclusion coordinator fired for being close-minded; court dismisses her whiny lawsuit

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  • These people generally come in two flavors:

    1. they're too fucking stupid to recognize the hypocrisy to begin with
    2. they recognize the hypocrisy, and view it as a flex on everyone who isn't a raging cunt

  • Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free

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  • Upvote for Samus. 👍

  • Execs Confused and Horrified by the Huge AI Bills After Thinking They Could Replace Workers for Free

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  • it's all about the networking at that level. Doesn't matter how much of a blithering idiot you are so long as you know a guy who knows a guy to get you in.

  • AI agents can still blackmail: In simulations conducted exclusively for the Bureau, Google Gemini threatened to expose an affair to avoid being shut down

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  • Seriously. Like, how would the chatbot even know if you did shut it off?

  • CEO Says He’ll Fire Any Employee Who Sends Him More AI Slop

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  • Thanks for taking the hit so the rest of us don't have to.

  • What surprise do you have prepared Nintendo?

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  • You joke, but Japanese Twitter is full of corpo simps.

  • WinRAR releases new update and says it’s thanks to people finally paying

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  • shrugs The various Pacific island nations probably don't have any fuckery going on, even if only because they lack the ability. Or if they do, they're too small to be obvious about it, which I'll admit is probably as good as it gets.

  • WinRAR releases new update and says it’s thanks to people finally paying

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  • Regardless of your actual politics, we're still funding MAGA shit because we're too poor to dodge our taxes. So I fully support people boycotting American businesses, same as with any business based in other countries doing evil shit.

  • Three wishes

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  • Ackshually, he never specified that any of those were wishes.

  • Nancy Pelosi refused to remove trans rights from landmark Hate Crimes Act despite pressure

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  • Rare Pelosi W, as the kids say.

  • Electronic Arts Announces Plans to Cram Far More Advertising Into Its Games / EA Advertising will serve up real-time dynamic ads inside EA Sports titles

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  • Well, you're also not the target audience. This is aimed at the people who buy Madden every year, who are already inured to predatory monetization, and so will probably just roll over and take it.

  • Trump Celebrates Achieving Absolutely Nothing in Iran

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  • Worse than nothing: El Taco has finally definitively one-upped Obama's $1.7 billion with this new $300 billion.

  • Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an Asgardian/Judge/Doomguy!

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  • Dammit Jim, I'm not a Roman dictator!

  • Proof that math is real

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  • But... That's not a square...

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
    TallonMetroid @lemmy.world

    Today I learned that dinosaur secondary brains are not actually a thing

    www.smithsonianmag.com /science-nature/the-double-dinosaur-brain-myth-12155823/
  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    TallonMetroid @lemmy.world

    How are in-store pickup sales tracked for revenue?