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  • "Is this chair vegan?"

  • Culture-war hate overrules self-interest.

  • You may enjoy the films of Neil Breen!

  • Justice League: "Superman says implement UBI or he'll heat-vision you where you stand."

    (I know Supe would never, but maybe Congress wouldn't!)

  • What’s fucked up is that it also erased Uhura’s mind, but couldn’t restore her memories.

    In TNG they would have done some kind of transporter fuckery to restore the state of her brain's molecules to the last time she transported somewhere, or something like that. Too bad TOS transporter chiefs weren't as talented as our Miles!

  • "I want to dance on some Cardassian graves."

  • The most shocking revelation was that Jack didn't have any posters in his room!

  • "Your jacket is now dry!"

  • Save the cat!

  • I've worked in enough warehouses to know that a lot of owners would rather burn the building to the ground than pay to repair a piece of machinery, and I suspect these things will be more trouble than they're worth.

  • "I was diagnosed with a glory deficiency!"

  • Make me?