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Sundray

@ sundray @lemmus.org

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    She got what she sang for

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  • Getting your settings just right

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  • zsh because he could actually figure out how to configure it.

  • Should have suggested Leola Root Tea

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  • "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

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  • Or The Muppet Movie!

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • I mean, they wanted Trump and they got Trump.

    Have they said "thank you" even once?

  • Marjorie Taylor Greene Says Americans 'Have Been Brainwashed' By Fox News, New York Post As She Opposes U.S. Entering Israel-Iran War

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  • Who is she performing for, here? This isn't going to win her any points with Diaper Don, the source from which all GOP power flows, so how does this talk benefit her, personally?

  • No but seriously. Why the gaps?

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  • And moral paranoia!

  • No but seriously. Why the gaps?

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  • Depends. What takes up a stall for longer, a good fuck or a good shit?

  • I made this meme... so I got that going for me, which is nice

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  • Ut oh, bad news, fellas...

  • No but seriously. Why the gaps?

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  • I've heard every excuse, from making sure people aren't doing drugs, jerking off, or having sex in there. The assumption being that if people are given total privacy they'll be up to "no good" in the bathroom stall. I don't know if any of that is true, but I once went to the men's room at a big-city library, and discovered the stall walls were only 4 feet tall. (If that was meant to prevent drug use it wasn't working, there were a couple dudes in there doing the fenty lean, but I didn't see anybody fucking, at least.)

  • Kinda hot, to be honest

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  • Sorry, best I can do is Seven of Swords:

    (WTF am I going to do with all these things?)

  • By @stormygailart

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  • Master: "I use Turn Undead."

    DM: rolls WIS saving throws for all undead within 30 feet of the master*

  • By @stormygailart

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  • "Master, what do I do? What do I do?"

    "Eat your rice. Wash your bowl."

    --Zen parable

  • My spoon is too big!

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  • Dashing!

  • My spoon is too big!

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  • Pity that Jean Luc wasn't a hat guy:

  • Reddit will help advertisers turn ‘positive’ posts into ads

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  • "When I'm cutting people off in traffic, illegally parking in handicap spaces, and racing at 100 mph through school zones, I rely on my Dodge Ram pickup to get it done!"

  • Bridge Mastodon to Bluesky

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  • Just a heads up, in case anyone runs into the same problem I did.

    If your server doesn't block or limit bsky.brid.gy, AND if your account is set to automatically accept new followers, BUT when you try to follow @bsky.brid.gy@bsky.brid.gy the button changes to say "Cancel Follow" instead of "Unfollow" THEN go ahead and click Cancel Follow and wait a few minutes before clicking "Follow" again.

    It took me a couple of attempts, but it eventually worked.

  • "You can always tell a Milford man"

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  • Only a rematch can solve this controversy.

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    Putin and Trump Discuss Escalating Middle East Crisis, Ukraine Conflict in Lengthy Call

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  • "Comrade, bomb the nuke sights if you must, but please leave the drone factories intact!"