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Sundray

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  • Captains in LCARS getting caffeinated

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  • Be careful what you say, Janeway. You might think the Tal Shiar are bad, but they ain't got nothing on the Greater Romulus Tourism Bureau.

  • Memorizing Attack Patterns

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  • mage spends an entire long rest memorizing half a dozen spells by heart

    mage forgets battle plan instantly

  • Even worse, they've got an acoustic guitar

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  • "Hippies, huh? I know a thing or two about them, let me give them a good, stern talking-to."

  • BREAKING: X CEO Linda Yaccarino Steps Down One Day After Elon Musk’s Grok AI Bot Went Full Hitler

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  • Well, according to one source:

    At X, her base salary was reportedly $6 million, according to Market Realist. In addition to this, she was eligible for up to $2 million in annual performance bonuses and received $4 million in stock options spread across a three-year term.

    So if she stuck around another year she'd have gotten another ~$1.3 million in stock options. Guess she figured it wasn't worth it.

  • Sometimes you just get it wong

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  • The official motto of the American voter.

  • Nighty night

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  • Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell (asleep)?

  • Rightwing influencers indignant over FBI claim that Jeffrey Epstein’s client list doesn’t exist

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  • Ironically, Trump has no red meat to feed his Qnut leopards. Even if Bondi ends up taking the fall for the great big Epstein nothing-burger, at best that just kicks the can down the road. These folks want Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and so on in jail real bad, and at this rate it looks like they're not going to get it.

  • [Que rock music and slo-mo running Phlox with his drooly tongue wagging]

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  • If you don't want to end up in sickbay, you'd better stay away from... The Death Pier.

  • 'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds.

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  • and shove it in your ass,

    I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

  • Nighty night

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  • The good news is that Gowron has dabbled in hypnosis:

  • Did you know they had to airbrush Picards chest?

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  • BOMBAD.

  • I see this as an absolute win!

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  • Comfort. Style. Hot!

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  • Hmm, does Starfleet have a registered tartan?

  • The Prime Guideline

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  • The Prime Guideline

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  • Hang on, I might know a guy who can help...

  • The Prime Guideline

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  • He would've made admiral for sure!

  • The Prime Guideline

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  • is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal

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  • "Two dudes fuckin', cool. Not my thing, but it looks like they're having a good time and that's awesome."

  • is homophobia associated with homosexual arousal

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  • "1.21 GIGAHOMOPHOBES?!"