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  • New York: Screw you, pal!

    Atlanta: We’ll, bless your heart!

    Vulcan: … indeed.

  • Bodies suck. If it turned out reality is some kind of mass simulation, and I was actually just a brain in a jar somewhere, I would be so happy.

  • creepy AI voice: Hello. In this video we will. Examine the differences between two popular budget ing sofware.

  • Aw man, that stinks. I really liked Melinda's pizza hot sauce.

  • Yeeessss!

  • Awww, bless 'im! ❤️

  • "I never thought Targs would eat MY face!" sobs warrior who voted for the Targs Eating People's Faces Party.

  • That glorious smile...

  • "That's a great idea! We should totally get ice cream!"

    "We are not getting ice cream sweetie. I think you're hallucinating."

  • Live long and be excellent to each other.

  • Ah, nature's perfect shape, providing maximum interior space in a minimum of surface area.

    No, wait; I'm thinking of a sphere.

  • He escaped from Flatland!

  • This is how you end up awkwardly explaining to Beverly that you'd really prefer to see the EMH for this little medical problem.