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  • Cold. As. Ice.

  • These are the voyages of...

  • Gambling will save the economy after the AI bubble bursts! /s

  • (Sniff) Make me proud, son!

  • This is going to be what I name my first child.

  • Empathy

    Jump
  • When I did phone support they really did emphasize the fact that end users needed to vent in order to feel satisfied with the solution. Techs who rushed to the solution got bad survey scores.

  • Imagine that instead of asking to do all the nasty-ass things you've been wanting, you're partner knows about it already and, if they're on board, they just do it.

  • 🎵 Move, p'takh -- get out the way! 🎵

  • How "My Struggle" becomes "His Struggle".

  • AFAIK, there's not direct mention of what happens to animals when they die, but many modern interpretations say that if Heaven is a paradise for humans, and if animal companionship makes humans happy, then there will be animals in Heaven.

    Then again there are sects that believe that basically everyone in Heaven is brainwashed to be happy all the time just to be in God's presence, and that the only activity there is round-the-clock praise and singing, so animals don't really have a place there. Which is two kinds of shitty: what kind of "paradise" is no pets AND endless church?

  • In real life I agree with you! But in DS9 one's options are limited :(

  • Well... you've got to love someone and there is no such thing as a perfect person. Or goo-men.

  • Evangelical Christians looking at the Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization decision: "Worth it!"

    😡

  • Your take is exactly the opposite of my argument, and I'm amazed you've gotten it so twisted. My argument is that Kevin Hart is a two-faced piece of shit. He kissed up to George Floyd's family when it made him look good, and then acted like he doesn't know them when the comedian he hired on the show he was in charge of made a joke about Floyd's last words.

    And on top of that he threw Tony Hinchcliffe under the fucking bus. His man made the joke on his show and Hart immediately crumbled when called out saying, "it wasn't tasteful" and then made a big deal about how the blowback from the joke should not on Hart. Motherfucker, you wanted your roast to be a safe space for transgressive humor, and now you want to be all, "guys, guys, I didn't like it either but it's NOT MY FAULT, MY HANDS WERE TIED!" That's bullshit and he knows it.

    But if all that's too much, I'll simplify my argument even further: FUCK KEVIN HART.

  • This is just how I write man, especially when responding to tantrum-throwing children who have no reading comprehension. And since your comment focuses entirely on my style without addressing my argument, I'm just going to assume that you are completely unable to understand or counter it.

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    That Secret Service SIM farm story is bogus

    cybersect.substack.com /p/that-secret-service-sim-farm-story
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Microsoft’s Windows XP Crocs are no joke

    www.theverge.com /microsoft/717965/microsoft-crocs-windows-xp-bliss-wallpaper-theme
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Vicious squirrel attacks sends 2 victims to the emergency room

    local12.com /news/nation-world/squirrel-attack-emergency-room-hurt-injuries-injured-vicious-rabid-animal-animals-nature-neighborhood-walking-walk-elderly-older-blood-bloody-cut-bite-biting-feed-food-eating-eat-attacked-attacks
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Ha-ha... ow

  • Technology @lemmy.world

    What Trump’s H-1B crackdown means for Big Tech workers

    restofworld.org /2025/trumps-h-1b-crackdown-workers/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Give a man a fish...

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Cannonball!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    what a beautifully versatile instrument

  • News @lemmy.world

    Oracle, Silver Lake consortium to control 80% stake in TikTok in US, WSJ reports

    www.reuters.com /world/china/oracle-silver-lake-consortium-control-80-stake-tiktok-us-wsj-reports-2025-09-16/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    We must respond!!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    I will make an everything bagel!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    White House Insists Stephen Miller Does Not Play with Dolls

    www.thedailybeast.com /white-house-insists-stephen-miller-does-not-play-with-dolls/
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    My soul wasn't collected and now it's floating around somewhere

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Thousands of 'robber bees' invade B.C. apiarist's shop in attempted honey heist

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/british-columbia/robber-bees-terrace-bc-apiary-1.7627532
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The Stinkmatic 8000!

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Albania appoints AI bot as minister to tackle corruption

    www.straitstimes.com /world/europe/albania-appoints-ai-bot-as-minister-to-tackle-corruption
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    He always knows! <3

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Ugh, I have to hang out with Bill today

  • News @lemmy.world

    Epstein 50th birthday book: who is in it and what did they say? | The Guardian

    www.theguardian.com /us-news/2025/sep/09/epstein-50th-birthday-book-who-is-in-it-and-what-did-they-say-donald-trump-bill-clinton-peter-mandelson
  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Sword of Swords