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Certified WokeTM Member of the Tesseract banlist. Get on my level, scrub.

  • Geordi doesn't need to explain that hard. Riker's the guy that went on the Klingon exchange program, and when told "If you can't handle Klingon food, maybe the females can breastfeed you" and came back with "Only four tits? Up it to six and you got a deal"

  • Higher access to vagina

    My guy if you want higher access into the vagina, that's on you, grow a longer dick

    Unlimited access to conversation*

    That comes as part of the base plan. "Access to limiting conversation" would be the subscription bonus

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  • Look how they humiliated my boy... Having to post outside his funhole...

    Also, this is what it feels like to toilet train a toddler

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  • fucking computer science is going from on par with mathematics to worse than biology

  • I read it as "AUTO PARKER" and thought they repurposed a fountain pen case, and wondered "why would Parker pens make a case that elaborate?"

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  • [...] fully erect [...]

  • Saudi arabia : feminism conferance : no women in attendance.

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  • if Epstein could sing and dance, would he have gotten a biopic too?

    rolling stone and aerosmith have movies, so yes.

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  • different languages and institutions have different viewpoints. Turkish and French are more prescriptive, english and spanish more descriptive*

    except when it comes to those gay alternate pronouns, like ew, we can't reflect the documentation of a language for a few Fa-[slur]s.

  • they're plugging it in backwards

  • great, now we can add Hungarian Metallurgy/Machine Shop Waifu to the list of waifus we will never have.

    Why live?

  • Old republic best republic

  • But even then, the burnout on the UB garbage is real.

    Amen.

  • Car Talk with Martok?

  • It’s just not fun anymore.

    I've said it before, but the game is pure ass these days.

    https://lemmy.world/post/40381588/21086078

    Every fucking card is either bullshit removal, or “When you resolve this spell turn a land into a 0/0 creature and put a +1/+1 counter on each land that turned into a creature this turn and draw a card if your land creatures have five enchantments”.