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  • If you want a really good version of Death rounding up the horsemen for the Apocalypse, go read Thief of Time by Terry Pratchett. I admit it is the last in a character arc series, but even if it's your first book from Sir Pterry you'll not be left swimming in the deep end. He's very good at summarizing who someone is even if they are a well established character by that point. Like how Death can have a granddaughter even though he is an anthropomorphic personification of a concept and does not, in fact, have genitals. (Some things go deeper than genetics)

  • Ha! Pull the other one, it's got bells on

  • Oh. Yeah. I really shouldn't post late at night after drinking. Although I was surprisingly coherent despite my brain not fully working.

    Schumer's efforts during the shutdown aren't really connected to the last paragraph. I was rambling and the two thoughts aren't connected. Philosophically I have strong doubts that anyone in his position wouldn't be swayed by special interest money, but that is a conversation for a different place. I'll edit my original post when I'm a little more awake

  • It's simple, really. You can't get an economic downturn without human misery. And the big money people can't consolidate their holdings and acquire profitable companies at bargain basement prices if the economy is doing well. They don't want some messy financial crisis or pandemic creating unexpected problems. They want a predictable downturn that only affects the poors and a few unlucky upper middle class types. Then they can keep the funding they want and have a large and desperate labor pool to staff their newly acquired holdings. Win-win, at least for the people that matter.

    You know. Not us

    It's not that "both sides are the same". It's just that enough on all sides are bought and paid for that it doesn't matter if a few actually are trying to do good. Personally I don't see a reality where Schumer is not bought and paid for. And any efforts to circumvent the powers that be will be a nonstarter while the compromised ones hold power

    Edit: While the last part is still something I believe, I posted this late at night and started rambling. It's not relevant to the OP and can be picked up in a more appropriate conversation another time

  • So you agree that it's pronounced gif.

    I win

  • Can he be buried at Royal Hospital Chelsea? You know, for convenience?

  • It's pronounced gif

  • Mynd yøu, møøse bites kan be pretti nasti

  • Is it possible the water rights are too restrictive in Colorado for their liking? I know there's a lot of environmental restrictions and requirements for construction there. My friend's brother makes serious money as a soil inspection engineer (not sure about his actual job title) in the mountains. If he says the ground isn't stable the build doesn't happen.

  • Sounds like Ohio with mountains and better PR

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  • You must be fun at parties

  • Hey, it's okay, I got your joke

  • Something about that picture reminds me of this

  • Don't forget to attend the anarchist organization meeting

  • I've got a couple.

    One was a dark comedy sketch that a friend showed me in, I want to say '99(?). A couple appear to be in therapy, and the doctor asks how this started. They recount through flashbacks a series of more extreme requests under the guise of "if you loved me, you would do it". At one point one of them definitely made a piece of toast and put nail clipping on it, then told the other that "if you loved me, you would eat it". The sketch concludes >! showing that they were actually in a final surgical consult and the last scene is them being wheeled into surgery to be joined at the hip!<

    The other is a comic strip where a couple people are working on their computers when either a song starts playing, or one person starts saying "shoop shoop shoop shoop-a-doop" and stylistically dancing while putting on their jacket. As they dance to the exit the other person says "shoop a doop?" and then the first dances their way off frame

  • [Pundents] come and go

    And one just went

    The ingredients you got

    Bake the cake that you get

    • Jesse Welles, probably
  • Damn I think you're right, it's even funnier now