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SharkEatingBreakfast

@ SharkEatingBreakfast @sopuli.xyz

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  • One More Thing - Litterbox Comics

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  • Ooooh, my kid does this, but in a more devious way. When it's bedtime or close, he'll ask me questions that will make me go off on a tangent.

    Two days ago he turned to me when I announced it was bedtime and asked "Why did you find 'Subnautica Below Zero' so disappointing?" and I just couldn't help myself. He knew.

    Little punk.

  • What single purchase has returned the most in terms of value?

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  • Thank you! His name is Pączki. Pronounced like "Pawnch-key" or the more common American pronunciation "Poonch-key" is also cool. He doesn't mind, either way. Americans will recognize it as "the donuts they sell before Fat Tuesday/Lent/Mardi Gras."

    I'm sorry to hear about Mothra. Loss is never easy. Bearded dragons are such wonderful creatures. Definitely not for everyone, but, personally, they've made my life so much more vibrant with just how sweet and goofy they are.

    I used to think that people who owned reptiles were crazy (they still might be, but for different reasons lol), but when a bearded dragon was suddenly thrust upon me one day.. it took a while, but I came to absolutely adore them.

    I love my dumb, goofy boy.

  • What single purchase has returned the most in terms of value?

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  • They're supposed to have scales and spikes and look like this.

    My boy nekkid.

  • What single purchase has returned the most in terms of value?

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  • I adopted a defective lizard from a breeder for a 20$ fee. This particular defect often results in culling the animal, as it is often too expensive and time-consuming to care for. Because of this, not much is known about its care.

    I now am one of the most prominent "experts" on caring for this particular subset of creature. Though no one but the most experienced keepers should own one, I am still happy to give information to folks who may have to care for one, either from rescue or purchasing one before knowing exactly what they're getting into.

    Aside from being able to give advice on keeping these creatures alive, that's not all the value: the real value is my stupid lizard. I got him literally just a couple of weeks before the pandemic & lockdowns started. He's an absolute angel who has brought me so much joy in my darkest times. He's sweet, gentle, goofy, and is a wonderful companion animal. He now has complete freedom in the front of my home (when he's not in his vivarium) with his own heatlamp, ramp, and a view of the road where he love watching all the cars go by.

    I love my stupid lizard. ❤️