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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

  • Seems like no one else does cause three people downvoted it lol

    EDIT: Oh, nevermind. Some do

  • Yes, and you'd have to choose between getting electrocuted by the truck or getting mauled by the sharks

  • They're called "communities" here

  • Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh? Well fuck you, pal! Come on, bring it! Put your money where your mouth is and your teeth in the sink. Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck am I, huh?! I'm Mr Tire Iron. And this is my friend: he's also a tire iron.

  • That's one way of telling people to get fucked

    Americans: "But, sir, there's a pandemic" Trump: "Fetch me my dick doctor"

  • I dunno, "How long are your guts?" sounds pretty hot

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  • Schroedinger's lesbian sheep

  • I remember when people complained about sound coming from wind turbines. That was bad

    This? Good

  • Decades of protests and innovation to stop climate change

    VS

    one AI techbro

    Poof! Progress gone, just like that

  • Ohhhhhh SNAP ! 😂

  • Yes.

  • The FBI official said the situation was “very fluid.”

    Well, heck, I mean they are "radically pro-transgender" aren't they?

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  • He'll live long enough to watch evolution happen personally

  • Hah! And they said my film degree would amount to nothing. Well look at me now! [ drops dead ]

  • I found one literally right next to my pillow today

    EDIT: And yes, it was delicious

  • Staff: "You're more than what you see in the mirror every morning. Behind the stress and tiredness there's a complete person with hopes and dreams. Never forget that. Never give up on those dreams. I believe that someday you will break out of your cage and make it!"

    Me: "Thank you. That was very touching 🥹"

  • Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

  • Tell me about it... in '99 I could barely afford a snickers bar

    I mean I was 5, but still... I'm sure I could've done better if I'd just grinded a little harder