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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

  • Must be nice

  • It's almost like this law was made to preserve the Meta monopoly. Starting a social media platform just got more expensive and complicated.

  • Are you saying that I am NOT the smartest person in the world?! That is news to me!

  • You had no idea what you were doing and somehow you still won

  • The way ChatGPT pretends to be a person is so gross.

  • Yes

  • What's this about with Swift and ICE ?

  • I saw the thread in Faux Mois. They're livid.

  • Save power: imagine less boobs.

  • I think... for fun?

    I don't even know anymore

    I just... just wow... just... what the hell

  • Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢

  • Imagine that thing when family come to visit. Wagging. Like. Crazy.

  • Of course they do. When televangelists go to an airport, they rest their hands on their private jet and then confess their sins and express their gratitude for their good fortune through the words of Saint Reznor: "My whole existence is flawed. You bring me closer to god."

    And then they have like... a totally wicked cocaine sex party in the air.

  • Where I'm from we call them Butt Lights

  • Airlines: "Wait, but I thought if you unload front to back you get a UTI"

  • I puked after "I literally lost my only friend". How far did you get?

  • Private car? Check

    Decorative fireplace? Check

    Small round wooden table? Check

    Top hat? Check

    Monocle? Check

  • Alien nailed it

  • I saw Back to the Future 2 last night.