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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

  • Dude, I was JUST ABOUT to go to sleep. I am literally in bed.

    Christians aren't real, though, right? Christians can't hurt me, right?

  • New Year's is literally the only holiday I have never disliked

    Round numbers and fireworks? Countdown me in!

  • I have not yet met a young person who doesn't know what a CD is. I feel like the internet has pranked me.

    It was them, wasn't it? The kids. They started this rumor did they not? They're laughing at us right now, aren't they? They're reading this comment and they know I fell for it.

  • I guess Thomas Fullman was right: "When humans find wisdom in cold replicas of themselves, the arrow of evolution will bend into a circle". That's from Automating the Mind. One of his best.

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  • He's an actor? I know him from Putin's parades, which he attends frequently

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  • It's only a Pusay if it comes from the French region of Pusay. If it doesn't, it's just sparkling vagina

  • The 80s, when your car was colorful and your house was... not

  • Oh my god did you guys just steal my music?! You each owe me $0.003 !!!

  • Wilbur!

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  • "When a horse falls, foam comes out of its mouth. When it falls, the legs of the horse thrash and the horse is no good... So somebody shoots it. The horse turns into glue. A machine puts the glue into bottles and children squeeze the bottles to get the glue out and stick bits of paper onto cards. Glue gets on the children's hands and the children eat the glue. And the children become the horse."

    The Tracey Fragments by Maureen Medved (also a movie)

  • If it's YMCA he's dancing to, I'll have the oxygen tank ready

  • The more, the merrier. Who doesn't love a blowjob? I know Bill Clinton does!

  • My assumption would be President JD Vance. I think he'd barely just chosen him at the time?

  • Every day I wonder what the US would look like now if Trump was leaving the WH in 2025

  • This is 100% true because Trump would definitely do this. I don't need to see any further evidence, thank you, lock him up.

  • I feel more teased than trolled. I now fully want this to happen. Trump residency at the Sphere. Trump the podcast. Trump the talk show. He can have whatever except the White House. He can host my next birthday party and narrate my children's birth so long as he resigns lol

  • I volunteer as a tribute. I will listen to four hours on Arnold Palmer's dick if it means this guy stops being president.

  • I'd let this dude host every one of my birthday parties til one of us croaks if it meant he'd resign

    I'm talking speech without timer here, folks. He can speak as long as he wants. I don't care. I just want the shit to stop.

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  • If I were Santa, Christmas would be 30 days late cause I'd check the list 50 times