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Musician and filmmaker UK/EU

Frontman & only writer of No Outlines

Also on: Bluesky, Pixelfed, Mastodon

  • haha lol dude no

  • I love all the movies

    I sit there with my Film & TV degree in my hand and smile and go "Oh my gosh, good job! Making movies is hard, don't I know, but you did so well! And making mistakes is ok too!"

    EDIT: Gotta admit, I do hate a poorly scripted $200-million superhero movie though, cause those are just soulless cash grabs. Anything else is great though. As long as it's from the heart, I love it.

  • This will age like milk

  • Fapiverse

  • If you live in the UK or in another country where porn is being restricted: Talk with friends and family

    Hmmmmm... Maybe not though

    " Help me, stepbro. I can't access PornHub anymore 🥹 "

  • I earn five digits per day: £100.00 😎

  • No

  • That list does not affect him because he doesn't consider those things to be achievements.

    Should've just told him his dick is small and he's a virgin. He would've cried himself to sleep over that

  • I'll have one goo, please!

  • Oh goodness me 🫢

  • Oh my god awesome!!! 500 other human-possessing aliens liked this post!!! I had no idea there were more of us on Earth! What's uuuuupppp!!!

  • haha lol

  • Woohoo! Oregon trail time! Let's go!

    You have died of dysentery

  • Even insinuating that the law should apply to rich fascists is illegal now. All hail the mobster crime lords, may they live to lie, cheat and steal for all ethernity. Blessings.

  • Make Microsoft and Google cry by using Linux and a different web browser

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  • Awesome!

    Hey, user whose comment is below mine! Your cooking skills are below average and you run funny!

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    EDIT: Please do click the link so my joke can land

    EDIT 2: Sorry I'm too much of a wimp to even happy-prank people

  • Agentic, the new fragrance by Fuocke Ayai