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@ Semi_Hemi_Demigod @lemmy.world

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I'm just this guy, you know? Except on Lemmy.

Thanks to /u/crank0271 for the name

RIP Kbin.social

  • The taste is gonna move ya

  • If I have to be registered as a Democrat I reserve the right to be “we” even if I don’t like anyone.

  • Me too.

  • To me it’s a bit like the Bible. You’ve got the big few books and then so many supporting documents explaining the mindset behind the revelation.

  • See? Its even more internally consistent than the Bible.

  • It’s sooooooo worth it

  • Much like the TV minseries, book, movie, radio play and audiobooks - all incarnations of The Guide are accurate and complete, especially the parts that contradict.. It just depends on which multiverse you have existen been fromme. (Universal relativism weirds language.)

    At least that’s what I believe.

  • First thing I thought of as well

  • The Complete Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

    All of Discworld.

  • Old and busted: Software piracy

    New hotness: Hardware piracy

  • Them Limeys will have to come and take them.

  • Well if we’re gonna win it then I don’t need to do anything. Sweet!

  • My family’s been here since 1733 and never took a test. If birthright citizenship isn’t real then am I a citizen?

    And if we’ve never been citizens, who do we sue to get back all the taxes we paid?

  • Tech companies used to push back on stuff like this, but now that they need to fix the ad market they’re fine with the surveillance.

  • That’s what the government wants and happens to align with industry

  • The reason they want age verification isn’t to protect the kids. It’s to verify the entity making a request is a real person and not a bot so they can charge more for the ad space.

  • Last year they said I needed a new turbo. Quoted me $2300. I got the part and tools for under $1200

    Turns out that didn’t fix it and it was the catalytic converter - bad misfire clogged it with gas. Replaced the downpipe for $800 and then sold the old cats as scrap for $250.

    Now I know that I can do all that stuff and I saved $550.

  • Same. Did my brakes last weekend and saved like $700. And it’s about as hard as an oil change.

  • I still want a young Garak series. Where he’s working is way up the ranks in the Obsidian Order, dealing with hiding his homosexuality in a highly family oriented society, dealing with conflicting loyalties between justice and his oaths, learning to become a tailor.

    Makeup budget would be insane though.