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SatansMaggotyCumFart

@ SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

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  • ‘I worked so damn hard’: Biden laments changes in U.S. since he left office - National

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  • Biden’s been out of office six months and still r2o can’t move on.

    I wish he was still president or that the American people voted in Harris so that they and the world would be in a better place.

  • Yum!

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  • Oh man if I could do this I’d never leave my house again.

  • Hegseth halted weapons for Ukraine despite military analysis that the aid wouldn’t jeopardize U.S. readiness

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  • They are trying to hurt Ukraine and help Russia.

  • If you had a time machine that could set the internet back to what it was like in a certain era, when would that be?

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  • ICQ was the shit.

  • Enjoy Americans!

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  • I haven't worked for twenty years now I just show up and walk around with a clipboard and my phone out.

  • Enjoy Americans!

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  • Every day is a day off if you quit your job.

  • What's your best tip or hack for camping?

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  • I used to love LSD at festivals but coming down in a tent while people were still partying outside is the worst.

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  • You have to grow either a vodka bottle or a crack pipe puppet to seduce mine.

  • Ted Cruz's plan to punish states that regulate AI shot down in 99-1 vote

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  • I dated a Canadian once and you'd have to wait an hour to use the bathroom after her but maybe that was because she was a vegan.

    Anyways what are those shifty Canadians up to up there?

    What's the fascism problem you're talking about?

  • Nothing Owned, Nothing Gained

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  • Their generation wrote all the checks that ours has to pay.

  • AOC Exposes Catch in “No Tax on Tips” Rule in Trump’s Budget

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  • But you won’t save us the same fate and just tell us?

  • Nothing Owned, Nothing Gained

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  • Remember that boomers could do this on a shoe salesman or gas station clerk salary but they blame us buying avocado toast for the difference.

  • RFK Jr.’s health department calls Nature “junk science,” cancels subscriptions

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  • Have you tried suntanning your asshole?

  • What should be done with the unemployable people?

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  • If you make them comfortable how do you recruit people for the army?

  • Is it possible for an neighbor's apartment to have mice but not mine?

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  • Have you ever tried sticking your dick in it?

  • Fetterman Complains He’s Missing Beach Vacation Over Vote for Bill Projected to Kill Thousands

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  • I call that a posh wank, Rockefeller.

  • Fetterman Complains He’s Missing Beach Vacation Over Vote for Bill Projected to Kill Thousands

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  • Look at this motherfucker bitching but can afford bus fare.

    I jerk off in the library where it’s free.

  • BREAKING: Elon Musk Calls For New Political Party to Stop Trump’s ‘Insane’ Spending Bill

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  • “It is obvious with the insane spending of this bill, which increases the debt ceiling by a record FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS that we live in a one-party country – the PORKY PIG PARTY!!” Musk wrote on X and ketamine.

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    Do you ever drink "strategically"?

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  • I like heroin personally.