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SatansMaggotyCumFart

@ SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

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  • No Text From Her Yet

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  • You shouldn't fetish shame some people like Coldplay.

  • Back in my day selfies

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  • It was a pain in the ass to sext when you didn't have a roll of quarters handy.

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  • My mother paints herself blue and makes whale sounds during mating season.

    She's quite popular at her local.

  • Disgraced former Congressman George Santos to begin serving his 7-year fraud sentence

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  • --this guy," Luckman was saying, manicuring a box full of grass, hunched over it as Arctor sat across from him, more or less watching, "appeared on TV claiming to be a world-famous impostor. He had posed at one time or another, he told the interviewer, as a great surgeon at Johns Hopkins Medical College, a theoretical submolecular highvelocity particle-research physicist on a federal grant at Harvard, as a Finnish novelist who'd won the Nobel Prize in literature, as a deposed president of Argentina married to--"

    "And he got away with all that?" Arctor asked. "He never got caught?"

    "The guy never posed as any of those. He never posed as anything but a worldfamous impostor. That came out later in the L.A. Times--they checked up. The guy pushed a broom at Disneyland, or had until he read this autobiography about this worldfamous impostor--there really was one--and he said, 'Hell, I can pose as all those exotic dudes and get away with it like he did,' and then he decided, 'Hell, why do that; I'll just pose as another impostor.' He made a lot of bread that way, the Times said. Almost as much as the real world-famous impostor. And he said it was a lot easier."

    • Philip K. Dick
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  • Oh I could have sworn I did but I guess you would know me better!

  • If you could have one always ready, perfectly cooked food magically available to you at all times, what would it be?

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  • Veal.

  • The King of the Hill curse strikes again.

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  • When you start reading news as much as you look at memes.

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  • They have an 87% approval rate on it and I think it’s pretty funny!

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  • 🧸 not 🤡.

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  • A bear not an animal.

  • I heard ya died brotha!

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  • That one sucks too.

  • RFK Jr. Pictured Partying With Child Sex Predator Jeffrey Epstein

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  • Ah man I was so young and naive thinking that dubs was the stupidest person who would ever be president.

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  • I thought Winnie the Pooh was orientalist?

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  • Is that the live reality distorting force field?

  • I heard ya died brotha!

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  • Man when Ozzy died I felt bad but when I saw Hulk Hogan died I thought he had a couple years ago.

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  • Do all the western media outlets send their picture into the CIA so the CIA can photoshop him to constantly look like an ever inflating balloon or had the CIA applied some sort of live reality distorting force field around him?

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  • Is the western media colluding to inflate his pictures and make him look like a fat fuck?

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  • If the resources are distributed based on need why is Kim Jong Un a fat fuck while his people are barely fed?

  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works
    SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

    Tesla Sitting On Thousands Of Unsold Cybertrucks As It Stops Accepting Its Own Cars As Trade-Ins - Jalopnik

    www.jalopnik.com /1829010/tesla-unsold-cybertrucks-inventory/
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works
    SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

    Trump doubles down on tariffs, gives message to Americans amid 'economic revolution'

    www.foxnews.com /politics/trump-urges-americans-hang-tough-tariffs-plan-markets-tumble
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works
    SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

    'We're all dead': GOP senator reacts to Trump tariffs

    www.huffpost.com /entry/john-kennedy-reacts-to-donald-trump-tariffs_n_67eea442e4b092af721e0beb
  • politics @lemmy.world
    SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

    Trump’s ‘Liberation Day’ tariffs will go into effect immediately, White House says

    www.cnn.com /2025/04/01/business/trump-tariff-liberation-day/index.html
  • Lemmy Moderators @lemmy.world
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    Request to moderate socialists

    lemmy.world /c/socialist
  • politics @lemmy.world
    SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

    Trump Called Harris 'Retarded,' Railed Against Jews Supporting Her: Report

    www.huffpost.com /entry/trump-reportedly-called-harris-retarded-complained-jewish-support_n_670a8c57e4b0c2f4a135376f
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world
    SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

    TIL that whales went from ocean to the land and back to the ocean again.

    www.cbc.ca /documentaries/the-nature-of-things/cracking-the-case-of-the-walking-whale-an-evolutionary-whodunit-1.7066452
  • memes @lemmy.world
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    In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    SatansMaggotyCumFart @lemmy.world

    If you were alone in the woods, would you rather come across Windows or Linux?