What if we leave out the electrons, and just add hydrogen ions, aka good old naked protons? Might be tricky mixing them in before they pull free electrons from wherever, but if they're high enough energy we're fast enough...
Various gross news companies ran headlines about Epstein et al. that used the phrasing "sex with underage women" rather than the more accurate phrase "raping children"
And then there's the grizzly bear, ursus arctos horribilis, horrible bear bear. My favourite part is that 'horribilis' is a mistranslation from English into Latin; 'grisly' is synonymous with 'horrible', but 'grizzly' actually means 'greyish'
Edit: Ursus arctos griseus or Ursus arctos canescens would be the most likely names of it had been translated correctly (grey bear bear and greying (with age) bear bear, respectively)
If we were alive back then, either we took those bacteria with us, or we would cease being alive fairly quickly; I don't think our intestines work without them anymore
Yeah :(
I think shalafi's right though; keeping her in rich comfortable prison is how they're going to control her