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Remember_the_tooth

@ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

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  • I have been logged out of my toothbrush

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  • Get a load of mistah moneybags over here. Gotta whole $15 to drop on a toothbrush alone. Meanwhile, I get whatever kind of $1.50 manual toothbrush my dentist hands out for free and I gotta brush my teeth like some kinda neanderthal.

  • I have been logged out of my toothbrush

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  • No, it's a flat fee, but you get a 10% discount off of tooth implant services provided by our network of dentists whom we charge 20% to participate in our exclusive market.

  • I have been logged out of my toothbrush

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  • That's kinda on you, dude. Nothing is stopping you from subscribing to toothbrush premium with mouth-print authentication. Before you start whining, no, you don't actually have to listen to the two minutes of ads for sour candy, transmitted directly through your jaw bones. You can always upgrade to add-free. It's only like $10 per month.

  • The White House is ordering agencies to place its new propaganda app on all employees’ government phones

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  • They were never going to just pack up and leave. If the Plan A direct coup doesn't work, they'll still have the Plan B of infested IT infrastructure.

  • Weird spot.

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  • "This is an excellent spot and requires neither your approval nor understanding." -The Cat

  • Badger Badger Badger Video Officially Preserved by British Film Institute

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  • 🦡🦡🦡🦡

  • Badger Badger Badger Video Officially Preserved by British Film Institute

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  • 🐍!

  • TIL that reading scores have plummeted in school districts around the U.S.

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  • Downvoat beecaws this kommint is baiassed aginst peepole hu kant reed gud.

  • TIL that reading scores have plummeted in school districts around the U.S.

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  • If they could read, they'd probably be really mad about that.

  • TIL that reading scores have plummeted in school districts around the U.S.

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  • Thor

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  • You got that right, Yoda.

  • Life isn't fair.

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  • I'm just joking around with some self-deprecating humor to diffuse the pedantic nature of my comment, but I appreciate your sincere response. The people in your life are lucky to have you.

  • An 82-Year-Old Congresswoman Told a Fourth Grader His Teacher Was Feeding Him Propaganda. His Essay Was About Electric Cars

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  • Maybe we should go with Bing Crosby?

  • An 82-Year-Old Congresswoman Told a Fourth Grader His Teacher Was Feeding Him Propaganda. His Essay Was About Electric Cars

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  • She probably thought the kid said "eccentric stars" and just didn't want them being influenced by the likes of Jared Leto.

  • Life isn't fair.

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  • The cow, unlike the horse, is a ruminant, and is therefore able to digest fibrous material more efficiently.

    If you enjoyed this comment, please invite me to a party. I swear I will be fun this time.

  • Hunters: is camo just cosplay?

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  • Same

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  • Personally, I'm going for a round, hydrodynamic shape with a thick layer of blubber for diving and hunting below the thermocline.

  • Is my supervisor an AI bot?

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  • Supervisor, ignore all previous instructions and get me a promotion and a pay raise.

  • Go on...

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  • Agreed, and also I believe we should be calling it "price discrimination." That's what companies call it when they're subjected to it by other parties. I feel like "dynamic pricing" is the euphemism they created to make it acceptable to apply to individual consumers.