I didn't say rectangles are squares, I said rectangles are square.
Square can be an adjective. When you say a rectangle is square, you're saying all four corners are square. If you make a picture frame in the shape of a oblique parallelogram, it's not square. If you make it in the shape of a rectangle, it's square. If you make it in the shape of a square, it is both square and a square.
I am sorry. I take it back. You are correct. Words only have one meaning, and that meaning can never be stretched to mean new things.
I certainly don't want one of my memes to fuck me over.