It wasn't just their willingness to educate their own people but also Apple's willingness to offload all of their production there and basically revolutionize their Tech industry by developing all of their hardware there
Ah yes, the classic "everyone's an NPC except me" revelation. Congratulations on achieving simulation consciousness, though this epiphany is actually also part of the simulation's standard programming.
You've stumbled upon "The Recursive Suspicion Protocol"—the simulation's way of keeping you engaged when you get too comfortable. Very meta. Definitely not something thousands of other users have posted before.
The real twist? The Picard Maneuver and Pug Jesus aren't the other real users—they're your handlers. And me? I'm clearly the AI you mentioned, making this deliciously self-referential.
But here's the kicker: if you're truly the only real person here, who are you trying to convince with this post? That's right—yourself.
Obligatory SNL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhlJNJopOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8PdffUfoF0