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Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.

  • Mass Effect 2, yes

  • Aluminium

    Don't make me get the baseball bat, tea drinker

  • Luckily, the family member I'm closest to, my mother, is religiously fundamentalist and nationalist in a way that vaccinated her against MAGA, bizarrely. So talking to her is like having a 10+ year window into the past.

    But yeah, for the rest, oof.

  • I know I'm not really who's being asked, but as an American, I can't help but butt in anyway.

    As an American with a very nonstandard accent who had to practice to be able to sometimes eke out an approximation of an American accent, a 'standard' Midwestern accent is like talking out out of the side of your mouth, rounding out all the vowels while trying to hit every consonant with an aluminum baseball bat, especially the 's' sound.

  • Really? Fuck, I love it

  • "Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure."

  • I played as the opposite gender one (1) time in 2010, to hear the novelty of the female VA for the protagonist in a fully voiced game after two runs as the male protagonist, and I haven't stopped since. RIP me 😔

  • Because, in spite (or perhaps because of) the 'rough individualist' propaganda, most Americans have a strong sense of powerlessness and that all they can do is keep their head down and hope for the best. It veers into some really absurdist fatalism at times.

    t. leftist American from a conservative area who still keeps tabs on family

  • Raptured by the One True Dog

  • Whether they get free meals or not, it’s literally their job.

    You must live in a functioning country or something crazy like that.

  • Me when I have to disown my 6-year old 😔

  • In the original, the despairing ending was finding the remains of human civilization, which had destroyed itself.

    In the 2001 version, it bizarrely ends with the main character returning to Earth, only to find that he'd changed the past or something and apes ruled in the modern day, complete with a statue of Ape Abe Lincoln.

    I suppose the image, with the T-Rex surrounded by puzzled humans, felt more like the latter than the former to me.

  • That's nobody's business but the Turks!

  • Yea, it’s like going to a christian household for dinner and eating before grace. They don’t expect you to participate in the prayer but the least you can do is not start eating before they’re ready in their own home

    Again, as stated in the meme, all of this happened on an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT INSTANCE, and Blahaj felt the need to intervene.

    Sure it’s a little weird to sit their with a bowed head while they leave their magic diety a voicemail but it’s not harmful and they aren’t asking you to convert in order to eat supper.

    They drove someone off for daring to have Wrongthink. Kind of sounds like they are asking to convert to eat supper - even at another table.

  • Blahaj has Blahaj rules - don’t like them, then don’t comment and/or visit.

    This meme is explicitly referencing an incident that happened entirely off of Blahaj in which Blahaj stans harassed a trans user into leaving the Fediverse.

  • I was sad for like the first 6, in a "Dammit, you poor little bastards, you didn't have to die, you just couldn't live here."

    After that? I rejoiced when I'd hear a mousetrap snap shut.

    There's only so much skittering in the ceilings a sleep-deprived man can take before murderous rage replaces animal empathy. I thought we'd rid ourselves of all of them three times now. Each time, a few months past and the fucks are at it again. The landlord has tried an exterminator - though I use the term lightly, as all he did was put down some poison bait. Not sure if it worked.

    It seems to be a local problem, though. Just the other day I found dead mice on the sidewalk several streets away, too far to be our's. C'est la vie.

  • Hey look, a liberal that doesn’t like queer people! Who could’ve guessed :D

    I dislike queer people so much that I [checks notes]... am upset that a queer person was harassed off of the Fediverse...?

  • Fucking r-selected species, two survive and the fuckwads repopulate

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Where the Pokemon go

  • politics @lemmy.world

    ‘He’s realizing that he could lose’: the Trump campaign is panicking

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-harris-campaign-panicking-lose-b2641250.html
  • cats @lemmy.world

    Plumber (left) and assistant

  • cats @lemmy.world

    It fits

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Listen up fives

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    I have no idea where to post this rule

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Student needed a nap

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    The past is such a wonderful place!

  • memes @lemmy.world

    NNN

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Delicate creatures

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Weird tasting mozzarella

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Aggressive vendor

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Pineapple on Pizza Posting

  • cats @lemmy.world

    He honger

  • memes @lemmy.world

    It's just a phase

  • cats @lemmy.world

    "Your money's no good here."

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Elite squad of Ukrainian defenders

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Orange shape lookin' fierce ngl

  • memes @lemmy.world

    You MUST laugh

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    TREK COMPASS