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Cripple. History Major. Irritable and in constant pain. Vaguely Left-Wing.

  • 🏴‍☠️

  • Fantastic 🙏

  • Facehugger from Alien

  • Hot plasma, fresh from the rifle, just like mama used to make

  • Not my kid, just a photo found online!

  • Cat's Game

  • [aggressively upvotes]

  • "I won't do what I think is right, but I also I won't do what will reduce harm."

    Yeah, that's about what I thought.

  • My dog tried a grapefruit once. It's hard to describe just how cute and hilarious it was when he'd take a little lick, shiver from the bitterness and shy away, and then go in for another lick.

    We also brought home a mineral ball once, a big one, and he found it something eminently attackable. He'd move to grab it with his mouth, realize it was too large or too hard to bite or carry, stop, paw at it, and repeat, like he was attacking a giant bug. (He also used to body slam stinkbugs into the carpet - less cute)

    Oh, when he was young, my grandmother encouraged him to be a lapdog. Unfortunately, he was a bit too big for that. So as he grew up, he was big enough that he'd sit on my grandmother's lap, but slowly slip off, and then jump back up to try again.

    Oh, he'd also carry his food in his mouth out to the living room and drop it on the floor so he could eat 'with' us.

    My grandparents' dog used to sleep sandwiched between the pillows. If you walked by in the middle of the night, you'd see her little head poking out, eyes glistening and watching you as you made your way through the hallway. Never seemed to bother my grandmother's sleep at all, having a little Pomeranian beneath her head all night.

    She would also hop up on the back of the couch to get high enough to perch on my grandfather's bald head. And he would let her.

  • I mean, who DOESN'T have a pet that responds to both "[real name]" and some variant of "Shithead"?

  • On one hand, I agree. On the other hand, that means...

  • The neighbor:

  • Really? Because it seems to me like literally every other "Start-stop-start-stop" shit he's been pushing for the past three months, which he has learned absolutely nothing from.

    The desperation of some people to believe that there is some greater plan here, even if an evil plan, is astounding.

    People are often stupid. We elected one of the stupidest. And his stupid followers are cheering on his every move. The only thing Trump reacts to, like most idiotic cult leaders, is more or less adulation. Expect more stupidity, starting and stopping at random or at the expectation of a negative response from his professional fluffers, going forward.

    The only 'deeper than it appears' aspect of this is possible market manipulation.

  • This is why I tell people that "They have to feel the pain!" isn't a solution.

    I have no problem with these cretins suffering, but it will never convince any appreciable number of them.

  • Do you insult everyone you disagree with?

    Just the idiots.

    if so your chronic internet usage makes perfect sense.

    That's quite an ableist interpretation.

  • I have trouble letting arguments go until they've no life left in them. Like leaving a painting on the wall slightly crooked.

  • Me, personally? Nothing. Prefer to go without AI.

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    Crackers are for happy families

  • cats @lemmy.world

    What lovable creatures (GRS)

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    Remember the REAL enemy this Valentine's day - the 1% (of happy couples)

  • NonCredibleDiplomacy @sh.itjust.works

    Ez guide to 1970s Southeast Asia

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    Contracting

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    I guess you could call me a survivor 💪

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    Poor Phil must have turned on the news

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    No fun police allowed

  • NonCredibleDiplomacy @sh.itjust.works

    "Ha ha, yesss, trust Perfidious Albion and the Fr*nch"

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    Splash damage annoying af

  • NonCredibleDiplomacy @sh.itjust.works

    West Taiwan is so jealous

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    Just asking

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    METAL GEAR!?!?

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    That's a lot of rats

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    News fresh off the press (alright, alright, a bit old)

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    Duality

  • NonCredibleDiplomacy @sh.itjust.works

    Old news, but also, sadly, a timeless call

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    Am man, can confirm

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    Cool cat

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    Bogged down with idealism