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three goblins in a trench coat

  • The poop thing I'll have to find the article. The syphilis is bold speculation from me and me alone.

  • I won't shut up about it.

    I had to explain to my father that, because of the wording of the new york penal code, the only reason that trump isn't a convicted rapist is that the defendant could not assert on the stand whether Donald Trump penetrated her with his penis or his finger. Digital rape is a sexual assault charge. Rape needs a penis.

  • .......... sparks?

    I hate it here. Fucker has been riddled with syphilis and shitting himself since the 1980s and we allowed him to take the presidency twice.

  • Half a pound of camembert so far.

    ..... it was a long day.

  • He sure is saying a lot of things that aren't, "it is patently false that I fuck children."

  • Let's say good weird.

  • You both can have all of my capers, forever.

  • Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

    Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

    Capers can fuck off entirely.

  • No.

  • Rag rugs are a game changer

    *some rag rugs.

    *Happy cake day!

  • It's a lot of fun, and there are wildly different projects for different tastes. I like the transcription projects, and any fish/mollusk surveys.

  • iNaturalist was already mentioned.

    Zooniverse is a great citizen science project.

    *I see you said no campus stuff, but look at local colleges for drug studies or brain imaging studies. There's usually some criteria they need participants to meet- diagnosed with (x) or no history of (y)- but some are quick and compensate with cash.

  • Happy baby

  • You only need a little. Fat disperses flavor.

  • Chili crisp is a game changer for me. And i chop and freeze cilantro in an ice cube tray, so I have fresh cilantro to throw in at the very end. I'm going to start doing that with spring onions too, because I never use them all before they go bad.

  • Hello, tofu

  • Oi Oi Oi! I'd love to visit one day.