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  • Who the fuck is voluntarily going to the US in the first place?

  • In my opinion you need solid ash for a good baseball bat. Aluminum ones can dent when hitting...uh...baseballs too hard.

  • Better than having me in that dog.

  • No but it did make the other kids think I was weird for reading LotR in grade 5.

  • If it helps, we actually view you guys as rotten neighbours.

  • How's it going America?

    Oh...

  • I prefer South Carouna.

  • I went into a store that sells grills. They all had screens. On a fucking barbecue.

    I just want a box that makes fire.

  • Reddit is shitting its pants and killing itself faster than the president.

  • Not sure if it counts but I love Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House. Just lots of creativity with some clear constraints.

  • Why does it look like you're about to launch an ion torpedo in the cooling vent of the Death Star?

  • 'We meant to kill someone else extrajudiciously but we killed a different person extrajudiciously. Whoops.'

  • I dread having to use my work laptop for this exact reason.

  • I have coworkers who use AI. Im in education. The kids fucking hate it. But then the little shits use it on their assignments.

  • Man admits he voted for Trump three times on a platform filled with left-leaning views and then is surpised he gets taken for task.

    If this isnt a troll, boy you walked into this one. Then again, you fell for a conman three times in a row.

  • Psst. Thats the point.