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<3 Gewitter, Züge, Fahrräder, MINT, Fediverse, Sprachen, das CERN

Meine Pronomen sind mir egal (= any)

  • Yup.

  • Even in cities there are so many edible plants. Started eating the fruit of a random tree next to the sidewalk whren I found out that it is a cherry plum.

  • *tries

  • Bro just use a calculator.

  • (No it isn't.)

  • German

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  • I might be better at it than you think. De Deivel is a Eichhernle.

  • German

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  • As it was used in StarTrek when the Enterprise encountered a massive alien ship and Kirk succeeded at not fighting it.

  • German

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  • Roses are red

    Sky is blue

    I can pronounce Eichhörnchen

    But never could you

  • German

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  • Wundervoll!

  • German

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  • That's actually not the real German law. The actual law is called Rindfleischettiketierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz. Or short: RflEttÜAÜG. It was part of an act called Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleisch­etikettierungs­überwachungs­aufgaben­übertragungs­gesetz (RkReÜAÜG). But sadly it was abandoned in 2013. But we have a longer one, the Grundstücks­verkehrs­genehmigungs­zuständigkeits­übertragungs­verordnung (GrundVZÜV).

  • and even dating apps

    even?

  • Example: Some homeless using this toilet, looking at the wall and reading that they can/should just be rich instead of being poor and that they easily can change their life.

  • sorry now it's community property

  • Great, now we might get some government attention. But we still have an ace up our sleeve:

  • Couch-comrades!

  • ¯_ (ツ)_/¯