At least the sheriff's department didn't just sit on their hands nor "make an example" of someone who had already made one of the dumber jokes possible as a stupid kid.
They have effectively set the expectation that it won't be tolerated before going for the nuclear option.
it turned out that subject was a propulsion engineer at Boeing.
That explains it.
Oh, and unless my left hand is broken, I can use the keyboard for things in most major OSs much easier and faster than dragging the mouse alllll the way to the bottom left to hopefully find the correct part to click on.
This reminds me of IPoAC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers