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  • Remember, a peanut butter jar does not have a flared base.

  • Swish does not require high heels, but high heels require swish.

  • Effort. Swing is generally intentional and most women really don't want you staring at their ass.

  • Jucika takes no shit.

  • In his final legal term.

  • Good, I hope he dies scared, miserable and alone.

  • Don't know, but I really can't imagine sex being any more intense. I'm more than content with the me I have to work with and I believe the quality of my sex life is better than average.

  • I don't defend it being done without need, but I'm still not mad at my parents over mine. It has still served me well for many years and has never received a complaint.

  • So, I actually have a friend who had not been who ended up having to have it done at 30 years old for medical reasons. Apparently the experience was pretty hellish.

  • I like my circumcised dick. Y'all can downvote me if you want.

  • We actually said wait 10 minutes.

  • Yes, why don't you since you don't know how to use it.

  • Wow, tell us you don't understand herd management at all.

  • I want the pipe cutter from Cool Hand Luke.

  • "which they expected". Then they didn't lose anything, they spent it.

  • astronautwithpistol.jpg

  • Emerson dumb motherfuckers in South Carolina.

  • Fuck you Sam. I hope a piano falls on you.