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  • Remember that old song, the one that goes *The world's been burning since the world's been turning" and then gives a ton of examples?

    What do you mean "old"...

    ... well shit. I'm old.

  • That or I did it in my sleep.

    Yeah, why am I OK when I go to bed but one of my legs is fucked up when I wake up?

  • Ironically, this was the next post on my feed.

  • Me too... and I'm not even a Yank.

    It fucking pisses me off so much seeing the thick, orange, cunt-in-chief on our news day after fucking day talking absolute bollocks on the news...

  • Why they believe he was ever a successful businessman is beyond me...

    The guy is a fucking rich kid moron.

  • Given that I know whats is coming

    Is it a giant asteroid? Aliens? All out nuclear war? Zombies?

    Please say it's Aliens...

  • I did!

  • Sounds like my wife.

    She moans about being to hot in bed but when I snuggle up her arse is always freezing...

  • Meh... Give it another couple of decades.