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  • Do you mean "Progressives" or "progressives." It's like saying "Democrat" or "democratic." There's a stance and then there's boots on the ground, populist minded, human focused ideology.

    When any movement's name is coopted by its uppercase, it's effectively diminished.

  • The Dems would rather lose than concede to Progressive populist ideals.

  • Who actually finds this funny and why?

  • Zero much further. We're at peak butt cleaning until someone invents an anal wormhole.

  • I pirate my books or use the public library program to check ebooks out.

  • Preference aside, because I agree with you, they're a waste of money and space and natural resources if you only read them once or twice.

    I don't feel that way about reference manuals or books you use to look things up in, though.

    Again, to be clear, I prefer handling books. I have many shelves of them. But... It's illogical these days.

  • I got the Cadillac at the start of pandemic. Biobidet BB-600. It's like the nice Japanese ones. My parents have a manually operated one that lets you set your pressure and nozzle positions. Mine has buttons for all of that.

  • Mine has an air dryer. It blows your hole.

  • I had a dream about that last night.

  • Bidet. Get a toilet seat bidet. You have poop particles on your butt. No toilet paper is 100% efficient. The bidet will pay for itself in 6 months.

    I look down my nose at all of the people with poopy butts. Buncha animals.

  • Paperback or ebooks? I've grown to think most paperback books aren't worth the money.

  • I saw something similar as a kid in the 80s. I was in bed and turned around so my feet were against the window so I could look out at the stars. An object, brighter than the stars, was moving downward. It then stopped, shot across the sky, went up, back left, then abruptly rocketed to the right - east (thinking about it now).

    I woke up my parents, but they told me to go back to bed.

    This obviously preceded the advent of drones and was too fast and high to be a helicopter. I lived in St Pete, FL, which is across the water from MacDill Airforce Base. It's possible that it was military, but how could anything from that era do this?

    I'm 48. I still think about this.

  • As opposed to where? Throwing up in your elbow? Throwing up in your ear?

    It's like when people say, "I was thinking in my head." No shit, Sherlock.

  • Humans

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  • (My head-canon also figures there’s some other alien race out there who would think our dumbest people are super-geniuses.)

    They're called Floridians

  • Meanwhile, several thousand miles to the south...

  • It's called Android.

  • Maybe that was me.

  • Went to the pharmacy to get a box of condoms and they asked if I wanted a bag. I said "no thanks, I'll just turn out the lights."