This is identical to what your maternal parent related to me last night, when we engaged in coitus to her satisfaction.
If you have a lamp inside of you, then I'm not sure a doctor is going to be able to do all that much to help...
But to young people, "Boomer" means "old person". Millennials are Boomers, even GenZs are Boomers, everyone's a Boomer now! (in the world where words don't mean what they mean but rather how it makes someone "feel", which ofc is subjective)