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  • My brother and I are bffs but we don't refer to each other as bro or sis. I hate that trope.

  • Or as comedian Kyle Kincaid said, the idea that the action hero could still get it up.

  • I appreciate the offer but definitely not a thing I want to do right now.

  • I'm living this right this very now.

  • I'm taking this as a blessing for the 4 hour drive I'm boutta make.

  • Brand new sentences.

  • The original Mario Brothers movie, given how terrible of an experience it was for the actors.

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  • My grandfather is 97 and in a nursing home. He can't do anything by himself anymore, including using the TV remote. So sometimes when family visits, he's just sitting there with absolutely nothing going on. He could look out the window and watch the birds, but I don't think that interests him. I'm OK with just my thoughts, but only if I'm thinking about something in the future (like a painting I want to make). I don't know if I could handle his life. He seems to be content as long as he's not in pain.

  • You got to say it!?

  • I mean, that's just like, your opinion man.

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  • Horny bunches of oats

    Apple Jack Offs

    Frosted mini teets

    Cucky charms

    Hineycomb

    Don't blame me, all the good ones were taken

  • I'd put that in my facehole.

  • I did for a few years when I ate cereal regularly. Now I add it to yogurt with homemade granola.

  • I'd never heard of this before, thanks for commenting. Here's a simple explanation for anyone else who's curious.

  • Paying someone else to go to the bathroom for me.

  • I have chronic health issues so I sometimes have to say no to invites, but I always appreciate being asked. Which is why I always go out of my way to invite someone even if I think they're likely to say no. It feels good to know you're wanted.

  • My understanding is that carbonation isn't a problem, it's the acidity that you get in colas, even the sugar-free variety, that can damage teeth.