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  • Rug Doctors are great. I used to rent one twice a year to scrub my carpets. Now I’ve removed my carpets so no more need.

  • “If it’s your first time at Waffle House, you have to fight.”

  • There’s been so many “last straws” there’s not a camel out of traction in the whole world.

  • How much does anyone want to bet that they give him retroactive permission?

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  • I’m in the squid squad

  • Why I will never understand or relate to extroverts.

  • 💿💿🥜🌰

  • I said usually. And all of those complaints were overblown or taken way out of context. Like the cable thing? A cheap-ass charging cable from China catches an iPhone on fire, the headlines would read “iPhone catches on fire.” Any hardware manufacturer would be wise to block unlicensed chargers like that. But consider their hardware releases…

    Smartphones prior to the iPhone sucked.

    MP3 players prior to the iPod sucked.

    Tablets prior to the iPad sucked.

    Smart watches prior to the Apple Watch sucked.

  • Apple usually prefers to do it right rather than do it first.

  • Apology for poor english

    When were you when ribbert dies

    I was sat at home drinking salt water when radio play

    “ribbert is die”

    “No”

    and you??????

  • Go silent? Lol right. They’re not silent. Right now they’re simply in full-on denial.

    It’s like that scene from “What about Bob.”

    Me: “You think they’re gone?! They’re not gone! That’s the whole point! They’re never gone!”opens comments on news story about EpsteinMAGA Influencers: “is this some kind of radical new fake news?”Me: “SEE?!”

  • I was arguing with a pro-ICE guy the other day about how people are dying in ICE custody, or being sent to foreign countries to die, but I gave up when he said those people’s lives are worthless anyway.

    You can’t argue with people like that. They’ll never understand things like compassion or empathy.

  • “Now, my story begins in nineteen dickety two. We had to say dickety 'cause the kaiser had stolen our word twenty….”

  • Needs to add my favorite number: 8647

  • Nothing, as far as I can tell.

  • They gonna run a ghost train on Beverly

  • Or the cucumbers.

  • I dunno. The Third Lady (melania trump) would be a solid contender.