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  • They’re bullies. They get off on acting like this.

  • “The fox has been guarding the hen house all week but don’t worry, we’ve asked him to stop now.”

  • But her emails!

  • If trump ever needs heart surgery I hope his surgeon is Hidetoshi Hasagawa - formerly the number one heart surgeon in Japan.

  • One little blood clot to the brain. That’s all I ask. I mean - given his overall mass vs. the size of his shriveled brain, it’s like hoping for a pebble to clog Niagara Falls, but hope is all I’ve got. One little stroke. Please.

  • Elmo Musk is considering suing me after accusing water of making things wet.

  • I hate this fucking country.

  • I’m so sorry for your loss.

  • I know it’s fashionable to hate on Apple (justified or not), but Apple Music is very good. As a bonus, you can bundle it with Apple TV+, which have so many extremely good shows and movies.

  • To shreds, you say?

  • People who whine about the silliness of some of the concepts in Discovery (spore drive, space-tardigrades) have never seen TOS.

  • DOGE SHIT

  • Did the check not clear?

  • We’re so fucked.

  • A cold day in hell, literally.

  • Supreme Court rules once again that American citizens have no right to privacy.

  • Not to mention the entire series of “Scorcher” movies, starring the famous Tugg Speedman.

  • I heard it was a sick ostrich.

  • Glory to you! And your blouse!