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  • Leave the planet? Leave this plane of existence?

  • How about a transistor (trans-sister)?

  • Allegedly.

  • …and wtf is a “glowie?”

  • How do you preserve a sunset, or a child’s laughter? How do you preserve the feeling of a first kiss, or the flavor of your mom’s hug? How do you preserve the memory of your lost love, or the fish that flew away? How do you preserve the anxious feeling of your first ritual death match in the ring of eternal fire, or a crisp autumn day?

  • FJB = “F Joe Biden”.

    The maga rubes are not a clever lot

  • Well to be fair trump is no president.

  • Hello darkness, my old friend.

  • If gasoline is made from dinosaurs, what did the Dinotrux run on?

  • The trump sign probably only came down so they could put it back up at whatever trailer park they move into. They’ll gladly vote for the next trump-aligned fascist. These people are incapable of learning.

  • Cuck Schumer

  • Cuck Schumer

  • The only issue I have with this is the order of the steps. If you preheat your oven before creating the universe, that oven is preheated for nearly 20 billion years before you put the pie in. That’s terrible for your gas or electric bill.

  • 77 million more stories like this one, please.

  • Well you can’t fault it for accuracy. Spot on.

  • Best I can do is a bear carcass and the head of a beached whale…

  • In an ideal world, the dumbest man in America and The President of the United States would be two different people.

    We do not live in an ideal world.