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  • Think pineapple on pizza is a divisive subject? Get ready for pineapple nachos!

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  • That's the real crime here.

  • White House says there'd be 'no better addition' to Mount Rushmore than Trump ahead of 250 celebration

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  • The united snakes deserve this.

  • Tesla sales soar 25% in Europe

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  • You'd have to be a real piece of shit to buy a tesla these days.

  • Opinion | Elon Musk promotes xenophobic film that glorifies vigilantism

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  • "Nazi does nazi stuff" is hardly news.

  • US Supreme Court just blew up EU-US Data Transfers

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  • Schrems III - With a Vengeance.

  • How would you like to pay your NaN pounds?

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  • That'll be one [object Object].

  • This is Not Science Fiction. It’s Not Premature: Lawmakers Must Act Now to Prevent Armed Police Drones

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  • Or what if a bad actor state like the ccp hacks all of them and makes a coordinated attack?

    And who would investigate such an obvious false flag attack against, oh let's say, the political enemies of the current administration?

  • Doctors suspected man had brain cancer. He had worms

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  • His doctors speculated his infection might have been a rare case of cryptic transmission from sharing meals and bathrooms with his coworkers, one of whom apparently had a tapeworm infection.

    Doctor: "Well, it could be a rare case of cryptic transmission from sharing meals and bathrooms with one of your coworkers".

    Man: "That sounds really far fetched. Is that the only way I could have gotten it?"

    Doctor: "Or you ate the ass of one of your coworkers".

    Man: "Yeah, it was the first thing".

  • Trump ramps up attacks on Democrats as ‘godless Communists’ ahead of November’s midterms

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  • Sounds a lot better to me than 'christian capitalists' .

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  • Tonguedoms.

  • Trump threatens to charge US tolls in Strait of Hormuz if final Iran deal not reached in 60 days

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  • "We demand that you accept our complete and total surrender!"

  • I'm starting to think the White House UFC fight was all just a weird crypto scam

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  • In fact, I'm beginning to suspect that this trump fellow is up to no good.

    There, I said it.

  • Crews remove Donald Trump's name from The Kennedy Center

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  • There's an entire continent that should have told him to go fuck himself every step of the way, but here we are.

  • White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79

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  • Yeah, he deserves worse... but still though, think of his aides performing the dead parrot sketch.

  • White House Explodes Over Viral Video of Sleepy Trump, 79

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  • It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.

  • The disagreement

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  • But it's OK to pour grease on a water fire, right?

  • If you could add one F-bomb to a kid's movie, which movie would you pick?

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  • Paddington. The trailer is a literal cavalcade of well-placed "Fuck" moments.

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  • More than that.

  • Politician who said he had dwarfism accused of being a child after passport leak

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  • Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

    Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

    Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029