Something else is aging this guy this quickly
I wonder if, deep down in his soul (if he has one).. TACO knows the depth and intensity of the hatred every civilised human being feels towards him; and this knowledge causes him unending misery.
Silly me, of course that's not the case. He's just a subhuman piece of trash. Trash doesn't do well when left out in the sun. It's all the golfing that's doing it.
You're very probably right and it's infuriating.